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August 09, 2011, 07:46:12 AM
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I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

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August 09, 2011, 08:03:37 AM
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This is very odd.

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August 09, 2011, 08:03:53 AM
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August 09, 2011, 08:22:58 AM
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@ zem: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications.  Thank you for your application.
@ NothingG: Sorry, you do not meet the minimum qualifications.  Thank you for your application.


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August 09, 2011, 09:25:18 AM
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Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.

Mother of no children. Part-time idiot. Full-time douche.
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August 09, 2011, 09:35:17 AM
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Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.
Pay me extra and I won't insult you like this fellow up here ^

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August 09, 2011, 09:37:10 AM
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[FAIL]
Dude, your avatar is from second life and you're calling others retards???

Keep your 1 BTC. In fact, I'll pay you 5 BTC if I can be friends with your cousin. He sounds infinitely more interesting than you do.
[/FAIL]

He's passed out on the sofa chair in my front porch...  wtf u want man?

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August 09, 2011, 09:46:53 AM
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I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 
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August 09, 2011, 09:58:59 AM
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my friendship proposal to indicasteve, python style:

Code: (friend.py)
friends = 0
while (friends < 1):
   print "\n#foreveralone.jpg\n#"
   knowledge = raw_input("#Do you know something about anything?\n>")
   if knowledge == "yes" : friends += 1

print "\n\nI made a friend! \('u')/"

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7645/friendpy.jpg

<3 ? -> 1Eg4MnQoKjbvQLBW2h4LuE1R9q4ZYgkbLN

I will sign you up anonymously at realitykings.com (http://rk.com)[NSFW] for Bitcoins with 20% discount!
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August 09, 2011, 10:02:43 AM
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I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 

We Have a contender!  Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.



 

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August 09, 2011, 10:12:14 AM
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I know the word 'retard' is not politically correct...but you never met my friends yet.

The only thing close to a programmer I know is my cousin who thinks 'programming' is hitting the shuffle button on his ipod.

I'm going crazy with all these maroons I must deal with everyday.  The only purpose they have for a computer is to check what drama their facecrack whores are up to.

I'm sick of it and am willing to pay for a friend who's not a reTard.

The friend I want should know something about anything.  Really...if you know something about anything, you may apply.  Even if you think you know something , you may still be eligible.

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python or who has ever been bitten by one cuz that would be cool too.

Please respond with your qualifications below or send an IM.

Lol...my programming knowledge is limited to BASIC, Processing and 8086/88 Assembly but I can roll a Swisher while driving...in the dark...on icy roads (which does not prove I am not "tarded" too). 

We Have a contender!  Someone who can program a VIC-20!

I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!

However, rolling a 'Swisher' when you need it, while you need it, is a talent to be admired indeed.



 

http://www.emacinc.com/trainers/primer.htm

That was the thing I learned to program on in electronics in the 90's.  I guess its an 8085...its still in my shop.  Moved on to Arduino/Processing but I don't regret learning it.
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August 09, 2011, 10:17:54 AM
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<lies>
I hold a Ph.D.

Unfortunately; I have another friend who has offered me 2 BTC to remain being his friend; and that he's willing to pay on an ongoing basis.  He says that my having a Ph.D makes him cleverer by proxy.

Maybe I should put myself on ebay and you two can duke it out?

Do you have a health plan?
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August 09, 2011, 10:19:50 AM
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I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!
I thought you were looking for a python friend?

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python

Please don't ignore me. T__T

Can't we just all be friends?

I will sign you up anonymously at realitykings.com (http://rk.com)[NSFW] for Bitcoins with 20% discount!
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August 09, 2011, 10:25:12 AM
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I love BASIC myself...  GOSUB FTW!
I thought you were looking for a python friend?

I'm specifically looking for someone who knows anything about python

Please don't ignore me. T__T

Can't we just all be friends?

Anyone who likes boobs and money is alright in my book.
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August 09, 2011, 10:29:29 AM
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Swish...thats cool stuff.  You can't learn anything like that where I'm at.  They have crappy Microsoft Training as a computer science course...it's pathetic to say the least.

This is a steel town.  We have a steel mill and if you don't work there, you don't make any money.

Any banks and corporations in town have all their head offices and IT departments based in Toronto...it's fucked...if you want to work here, you can't live here....You have to live in Toronto and they fly you here if they need you.

Anyway....I made this thread just for fun and to vent a bit...but the bounty is STILL open!

I'll check this thread again when I return from my nap under the bridge!

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August 09, 2011, 10:35:05 AM
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Swish...thats cool stuff.  You can't learn anything like that where I'm at.  They have crappy Microsoft Training as a computer science course...it's pathetic to say the least.

This is a steel town.  We have a steel mill and if you don't work there, you don't make any money.

Any banks and corporations in town have all their head offices and IT departments based in Toronto...it's fucked...if you want to work here, you can't live here....You have to live in Toronto and they fly you here if they need you.

Anyway....I made this thread just for fun and to vent a bit...but the bounty is STILL open!

I'll check this thread again when I return from my nap under the bridge!

Can't learn it where I live anymore either...ended the electronics program here.  Was a 2 year EE Tech program (30hrs a week of lab/theory)...we even assembled the primer trainers (older through hole design).  Time to make new industry, push self teaching.  I'm building RepRap's...that's my contribution...well and promoting Bitcoin.
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August 09, 2011, 10:42:18 AM
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indicasteve:
Why do you ignore me? Did you even see my proposal? T_T

I can do microcontroller programming in C and assembly too!!1! I'm mostly working with AtmegaX and Infineon C16x tho.

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August 09, 2011, 11:08:27 AM
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indicasteve:
Why do you ignore me? Did you even see my proposal? T_T

I can do microcontroller programming in C and assembly too! I'm mostly working with AtmegaX and Infineon C16x tho.

Don't feel bad...I didn't get the 1BTC either.  Plus you are probably a way better programmer.
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August 09, 2011, 01:02:13 PM
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I'm a multimedia designer. I can do anything.


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August 09, 2011, 03:03:09 PM
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How old are you indicasteve?  I wouldn't want to make friends with some old fogy. Wink  Anyway jokes aside(really what age are you?), what are you looking for?  I can code somewhat in C# for games and applications but my favorite thing to code is AI.

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