All media coverage should have this headline from now on: "BITCOIN OPINIONS POLARISED INTO THOSE WHO GET IT AND THOSE THAT DON'T"
Then just run the latest "I get it/I don't get it" report. It would save alot of time, we could just look at who the owner is of the latest head above the parapet, and skip the rest of the text. I can't even summon the motivation to find out how credible the latest head on the chopping block actually is, there's just too much repetitive "Bitcoin is a decentralised...." waffle to wade through till they tell you something new.
My thoughts exactly (by this stage).
Good post.