I do too... we need some sleazeball to start up a new Bitcoin Savings and Trust to borrow coins from newbies to short the market. When the newbies realize the jackass stole their money and try to withdraw, said jackass will be caught between a short position and a jail sentence and will try to fuck with the market to get it back. These pitiful attempts will fail of course, and the sudden loss of bitcoin by all the investors coupled with everyone knowing the sleazeball's hand, coupled with him providing an opportunity for cheap bitcoins will drive the market up to ensure he can't recover from his error.
Oh wait, we had one of those already.
Interesting that you think we've only had ONE of those already ;-)