I have over 33,000 bitcoins.

[Mister Babylon]

MOD NOTE:
OP confirmed that he was trolling, move along.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is

[Tirapon]

Is that you Fontas?

[colinistheman]

How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol

[niothor]

From the spam box:

DEAR SIR:
I AM TIMOTHY GEITHNER, SECRETARY TREASURY OF THE UNITED STATES AMERICA.
I HAVE RECENTLY COME INTO POSSESSION OF SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS MISLAID BY MISTER BENN BERNANKY.
AM PREPARED TO DELIVER TO YOUR BANK THE SUM OF FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS PROVIDED THAT YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE GOOD FAITH AND COLATERAL.
PLEASE EMAIL TO  xxxxx
 

[Mister Babylon]

How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol

The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.

[niothor]

How much did you pay for your wallet of 33,000 bitcoins? lol

The price was about 1,400,000 euroes.

When?
Care to show links to the wallets?
Also , you're not as funny as other trolls around here , hate to be the one saying this to you

[BitCoinDream]

Just reserving my place in this thread. This thread is gonna be interesting 

[malevolent]

Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.

[beetcoin]

Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.

and also kidnapped, beaten, and robbed. he might as well make it easy for the perpetrators and post his drivers license/home address.

[bitcoinpsftp]

If you're feeling up to it.  Send me 10 coins.  I'll launder them real nice for you and give you 8 back.  I can do this process as many times as you like xD  Just pm me.  I want dem coins! 

Good joke though xD

[Seccour]

Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

Show us your addess lol

[porcupine87]

Sign a message using a private key of an address where you have at least >5k BTC if you want to be seen as at least remotely credible.

yeah, send the 33 000 bitcoins to an address A, from there to address B. Then reveal the private key of address A.

Otherwise: I got maybe from the same guy 33 000 bitcoins, too. But I am good in bargaining. I only paid 500 000€  

[grue]

give us the address holding the alleged 33000 bitcoins + signature or gtfo

[Mister Babylon]

Here are some wallets, which I control.

https://blockchain.info/address/19H8j5S9r1jPJzNGD6DNbWHpCwcoKLTRWy
https://blockchain.info/address/1Cz1pTK8GxsJqdHQrFLWh77WwYsyqyDX3k
https://blockchain.info/address/1LqkPodepB4DFA7F5BUUNVwsBF4XKmPS2c
https://blockchain.info/address/1M2LRWvvZgtEQP5vL2ceYBFNV1yk4dEzwH
https://blockchain.info/address/1J3Ceu79dPxQqd2vS7295xTNAkgQKu14Ry
https://blockchain.info/address/1DdQCsvAtLJN9dSMCnWbctFZ11t3Jd8w2H

I only trade physical wallets, to ensure 100% anonymity (large transactions are easy to track). Passphrases are changed at the event of the exchange. I received over 600 wallets in this trade.

[zimmah]

Just reserving my place in this thread. This thread is gonna be interesting 

agreed

[brooklynbtc]

pulled up a chair myself. opening a beer.

[oxxymoronn]

+1

This one is going to be good, cheers guys.

[bitcoinpsftp]

Is it too late to make popcorn?  I wonder if this could possibly be true.  If it is, send me a few bitcoins, I'd love to get them!

[tutkarz]

Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

you do know that this is illegal too, and people who are looking for this bitcoins will get you anyway for helping a thief?

[eXme]

Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

you do know that this is illegal too, and people who are looking for this bitcoins will get you anyway for helping a thief?

I saw a nigeria prinz here, i think its his father King of Nigeria