I have over 33,000 bitcoins.

[Jenger]

[bryant.coleman]

Posting Blockchain addresses is not valid proof that you own those coins. Simply sign a message, or better make a donation of 0.0001 BTC to some other address after posting it here.

[malaimult]

From the spam box:

DEAR SIR:
I AM TIMOTHY GEITHNER, SECRETARY TREASURY OF THE UNITED STATES AMERICA.
I HAVE RECENTLY COME INTO POSSESSION OF SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS MISLAID BY MISTER BENN BERNANKY.
AM PREPARED TO DELIVER TO YOUR BANK THE SUM OF FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS PROVIDED THAT YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE GOOD FAITH AND COLATERAL.
PLEASE EMAIL TO  xxxxx
 

nigerian.

[malumeze86]

pulled up a chair myself. opening a beer.

Ditto!

But I pulled my chair up to the beer!   

 

[CashKing]

He's just trying to get a lot of people together to manipulate the market with him. Kind of like those penny stock spam newsletters telling you when to sell and buy.

[bitcoinminer]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

[Tirapon]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

[bitcoinminer]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?

[JoRoidx]

I am in How Can I help?


JoRoid

[zackclark70]

You are correct this is a troll. I am revealing this because I underestimated the amount of attention this thread would receive and set the date of first pump&dump too far in future. I should have told you that I would start dumping today. My intention was to promote memecoin, ulicoin and protoshares.

I will be promoting those coins on Twitter at aforementioned date, so today is a good time to buy.

hmm this has some odd timing I have been given some info that suggests that this account was controlled by the dev of 1 or all of the above coins

 

[iPaulito]

Shut up and take my moneeeeeeeeeey

[disclaimer201]

MOD NOTE:
This is most likely a troll, don't believe otherwise till you see a message signed by an address that actually controls a large number of coins.


Good evening.

My name is Mister Babylon.

I have recently come into possession of wallets containing over 33,000 (thirty three thousand) bitcoins. These coins, the seller told me, have been stolen from an online drug marketplace. Which marketplace, I do not exactly know. Because these coins had been tainted in a such way, the customer offered me a very low price. I offered him 100% anonymity and paid him in cash.

I am revealing this to the public, because all bitcoin transactions are public and can be tracked. I exchange bitcoins regularly and in large amounts, always offering 100% anonymity and a cash transaction. I would be most sorrowful to find out, that one of my customers was accused to be a thief, because I have sold him stolen bitcoins.

To assure security of my customers, I will launder this money thoroughly and completely. This process will be conducted by exchanging the bitcoins to different altcoins and back, using a large amount of wallets and small exchange amounts. Success of this project requires steadily rising coin value, so that I do not lose money. I will target altcoins with a small market cap, to ensure I can control the coin value with my own actions during the laundering process. You will benefit from this by buying while I buy, and selling while I sell.

I plan to launder 1,000 (one thousand) bitcoins per weekend. The process will begin on 20 december 13. The first affected altcoins will be published on 19 december 13.

You should follow me on Twitter, if you want to benefit.

https://twitter.com/MisterBabylon

Best regards,

Mister Babylon

PS. People have asked about my bitcoin exchange services. If you want to exchange bitcoins, you can contact me privately at misterbabylon@hushmail.com. Minimum 100 (one hundred) bitcoins. I operate in Germany. Cash payment and 100% anonymity are enforced.

PPS. People have asked me, how they could support my actions. I refuse to take any donations in bitcoin, because that would compromise your anonymity and link your bitcoin address to my person. In case you appreciate my work, my anoncoin address is ALiRAPoDdsZAY3jzm1FEYXJvxv3cQ4TLXx

Make sure to buy some DigitalCoins. Thanks.

[bryant.coleman]

The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.

[hilariousandco]

The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.

No shit. I bet he got at least some people to send him money too.

[nomailing]

The OP hasn't been active for the last 24 hours or so and his twitter account is deleted. This thread was almost definitely a scam.

No shit. I bet he got at least some people to send him money too.

Obviously he dropped his coins on all the exchanges. Therefore the price drop by 50%.

[Tirapon]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?

Is it 0?

[|Fr0sty|]

Oh man, this is rich. I guess Walther White's meth really did do well in the Czech Republic.

[bitcoinminer]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?

Is it 0?

Its "subtract one" in programming terms.

[Tirapon]

FucksGiven = (33,000 ^ 0);
FucksGiven--;

33,000 ^ 0 = 1

Correct.  Next line?

Is it 0?

Its "subtract one" in programming terms.

Ah, I get it now!

Good joke. 

Thanks for the lesson.

[jongameson]

nice use of the bitwise exclusive or operator (XOR).  33000 ^ 0 would equal 33000 obviously.  and C++ would definitely get "tripped up" by a few commas in there, careful coding:)