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December 09, 2013, 09:27:30 PM
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Sell them. Buy food. Buy new wallet. No need to beg any more.

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December 09, 2013, 09:28:36 PM
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Sell them. Buy food. Buy new wallet. No need to beg any more.

i reckon she'd get more selling her used panties to ultrapervs on the net. there should be a bitcoin4myundies.com site that midwifes this. $40 a pop, with a picture of her holding a sign and the buyer's name.. bling bling.
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December 09, 2013, 09:36:39 PM
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Sell them. Buy food. Buy new wallet. No need to beg any more.

i reckon she'd get more selling her used panties to ultrapervs on the net. there should be a bitcoin4myundies.com site that midwifes this. $40 a pop, with a picture of her holding a sign and the buyer's name.. bling bling.

Haha, Yeah, s/he's missing out cos girls / dudes pretending to be girls can make bank on here if they willing to put in the work. I wish I was a girl. I'd have a lot more coins than I do right now haha.

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December 09, 2013, 09:42:32 PM
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im curious, if someone actually did send her $5 worth of bitcoins, how could she actually procure food in a timely manner? localbitcoins is a killer and she would likely have to wait days before selling her BTC to someone in her local area... coinbase, well.. aside from charging 1% + 15 cents, she'd have to wait 4 days for a the transfer to her checking account.
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December 09, 2013, 09:52:32 PM
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im curious, if someone actually did send her $5 worth of bitcoins, how could she actually procure food in a timely manner? localbitcoins is a killer and she would likely have to wait days before selling her BTC to someone in her local area... coinbase, well.. aside from charging 1% + 15 cents, she'd have to wait 4 days for a the transfer to her checking account.

Well probably because food = drugs and you can buy drugs off Silk Road. You can buy pizza over here with Bitcoins on takeaway.com.

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December 09, 2013, 10:05:51 PM
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First off, my parents sent me 40$ and I got some food.

Second, I found a place that takes BTC as payment so I could've gotten some take out. Thank you, google.
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December 09, 2013, 10:07:13 PM
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Did you find wallet?  And I just saw your picture...I didnt know I was describing you!  Sorry if I sounded rude, lets chat Smiley

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December 09, 2013, 10:50:49 PM
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I almost slipped on some ice.

As you can see, I had a fairly good day Grin
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December 09, 2013, 10:57:32 PM
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it happened sunday morning in the AM but here goes -

so i was cycling home and saw a poor distressed cat that i recognized as one of the neighbors, so i jumped off my bike to see the poor thing was okay and it really seemed terrified(i know it's not meant to be on the street). So give it a minute or two on the street with the small cat, turn around and some f**k had stolen my bike and cycled off......
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December 10, 2013, 03:42:39 AM
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First off, my parents sent me 40$ and I got some food.

Second, I found a place that takes BTC as payment so I could've gotten some take out. Thank you, google.

you should eat on a budget.. get frozen burritos for 50 cents apiece, and maybe some ramen noodles. $40 could last you 2 weeks maybe  Cheesy
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December 10, 2013, 03:52:39 AM
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it happened sunday morning in the AM but here goes -

so i was cycling home and saw a poor distressed cat that i recognized as one of the neighbors, so i jumped off my bike to see the poor thing was okay and it really seemed terrified(i know it's not meant to be on the street). So give it a minute or two on the street with the small cat, turn around and some f**k had stolen my bike and cycled off......

Moral of the story, dont pick up your neighbors cute daughter or someone will steal your bike.

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December 10, 2013, 05:54:02 AM
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First off, my parents sent me 40$ and I got some food.

Second, I found a place that takes BTC as payment so I could've gotten some take out. Thank you, google.

you should eat on a budget.. get frozen burritos for 50 cents apiece, and maybe some ramen noodles. $40 could last you 2 weeks maybe  Cheesy



I'm basically just buying cereal, milk, rice, beans, vegetables, pasta, and sauce. Nothing special :/

I am fucked for my bills this month though. I just cashed my check and I don't use banks so basically all my money was in that wallet. I'll just have to figure something out for this stuff.

Luckily I buy gifts throughout the year for people. Shipping them in going to be a nightmare.
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December 10, 2013, 05:57:23 AM
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First off, my parents sent me 40$ and I got some food.

Second, I found a place that takes BTC as payment so I could've gotten some take out. Thank you, google.

you should eat on a budget.. get frozen burritos for 50 cents apiece, and maybe some ramen noodles. $40 could last you 2 weeks maybe  Cheesy

I do have a job so I don't need to buy crap food just its bi-weekly and I don't use a bank. I'm kind of screwed on bills but I'll deal with it when it comes. I just cashed my checked and had all the cash in my wallet. I feel like an idiot. Ugh. I'm so screwed this month.

I'm basically just buying cereal, milk, rice, beans, vegetables, pasta, and sauce. Nothing special :/

why don't you bank? go with a federal credit union, i don't think there is usually a limit and no monthly charges.
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December 11, 2013, 12:10:37 PM
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I just microwaved some veg soup, took it out, started to stir it, then a bit of potato or something violently exploded and sent soup flying everywhere - my face, hair, all over the floor and worktop. Never happened to me before, but sometimes it does in the actual microwave.

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December 13, 2013, 08:05:28 PM
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I just microwaved some veg soup, took it out, started to stir it, then a bit of potato or something violently exploded and sent soup flying everywhere - my face, hair, all over the floor and worktop. Never happened to me before, but sometimes it does in the actual microwave.

A bit of potato exploded?
How the hell can a bit of potato explode from heat?
I would understand a whole potato but a bit of potato should be able to store enough heat to actually explode.
Either way , get a new microwave

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December 13, 2013, 08:25:38 PM
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I just microwaved some veg soup, took it out, started to stir it, then a bit of potato or something violently exploded and sent soup flying everywhere - my face, hair, all over the floor and worktop. Never happened to me before, but sometimes it does in the actual microwave.

A bit of potato exploded?
How the hell can a bit of potato explode from heat?
I would understand a whole potato but a bit of potato should be able to store enough heat to actually explode.
Either way , get a new microwave

Potatoes and veg can explode because the water in them turns to steam and needs to escape; hence explosion.

Nothing wrong with the microwave.

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December 13, 2013, 09:10:36 PM
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I just microwaved some veg soup, took it out, started to stir it, then a bit of potato or something violently exploded and sent soup flying everywhere - my face, hair, all over the floor and worktop. Never happened to me before, but sometimes it does in the actual microwave.

A bit of potato exploded?
How the hell can a bit of potato explode from heat?
I would understand a whole potato but a bit of potato should be able to store enough heat to actually explode.
Either way , get a new microwave

Potatoes and veg can explode because the water in them turns to steam and needs to escape; hence explosion.

Nothing wrong with the microwave.

That's why I said I'm amazed you said a piece of potato.
For the steam to accumulate it needs to be if not the entire vegetable at least a big piece .
I've tried blowing up bell peppers in the microwave or in the oven , and that wasn't the best idea around.

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December 13, 2013, 09:24:35 PM
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I just microwaved some veg soup, took it out, started to stir it, then a bit of potato or something violently exploded and sent soup flying everywhere - my face, hair, all over the floor and worktop. Never happened to me before, but sometimes it does in the actual microwave.

A bit of potato exploded?
How the hell can a bit of potato explode from heat?
I would understand a whole potato but a bit of potato should be able to store enough heat to actually explode.
Either way , get a new microwave

Potatoes and veg can explode because the water in them turns to steam and needs to escape; hence explosion.

Nothing wrong with the microwave.

That's why I said I'm amazed you said a piece of potato.
For the steam to accumulate it needs to be if not the entire vegetable at least a big piece .
I've tried blowing up bell peppers in the microwave or in the oven , and that wasn't the best idea around.

I think it was a bit of potato. Potatoes are notorious for exploding, that's why you're meant to stab the bastards repeatedly with a fork.

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December 13, 2013, 09:43:40 PM
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I honestly have nothing to complain about today. Earned some money, had a drink, made some food - family around all day and not a single major argument. Nice and relaxed day. As much as I hate Christmas, I've been in a really good mood for about a week.
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