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August 10, 2011, 01:24:38 PM
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Today is my birthday and i'm all alone.

I turned 30 today and i have no friends to party with. I don't have any friends at all. I never had a girlfriend. I never had sex. I'm failing at university and will be kicked out next semester. I recently got beaten up by some strangers and don't have a job in sight. I can't even afford the rent for this room for the next month. My life sucks. I'm going to end it. Please cheer me up.  Cry

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August 10, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
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Your grammar and punctuation is quite good.
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August 10, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
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Go fuck yourself  Cheesy
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August 10, 2011, 02:23:50 PM
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Your grammar and punctuation is quite good.
I know you are being sarcastic. Cry
English is not my native language...

Go fuck yourself  Cheesy
No, i don't want to do this anymore. I want to get away from that. Life is quite disappointing after years of masturbation only.
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August 10, 2011, 02:41:07 PM
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haha hero time

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August 10, 2011, 03:10:16 PM
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* ohforf points at the title of this thread.
So, where is the Party ? Did you buy enough Beer ?  Huh

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August 10, 2011, 04:20:57 PM
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So, where is the Party ? Did you buy enough Beer ?  Huh
I don't have any cash left for beer, i need everything i have left to buy food. I can only offer a mental beer. I'm so sorry Cry
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August 10, 2011, 06:06:46 PM
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So, where is the Party???
You are invited to my suicidal mission....not really a party but i found one beer in the freezer. I also found some happy pills to end this sad life. Which pills should i take with the beer when it's defrosted?

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August 10, 2011, 06:27:31 PM
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August 10, 2011, 06:44:47 PM
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Happy Birthday!
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August 10, 2011, 06:55:44 PM
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NothinG ....that was a serious question:


Beer is still frozen inside, so which pills will cheer me up?
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August 10, 2011, 06:56:48 PM
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I loled
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August 10, 2011, 07:12:26 PM
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Take the pill that looks like strawberries on the package.

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August 10, 2011, 07:22:51 PM
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lol seriously? Tongue Roll Eyes
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August 10, 2011, 07:26:58 PM
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lol seriously? Tongue Roll Eyes
I like strawberry...
Do you like the oranges?

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August 10, 2011, 07:35:32 PM
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Strawberry pill will give me a boner. Orange, banana and Pineapple too.


However, i feel that this won't change my pointless life.
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August 10, 2011, 07:46:50 PM
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How should i know he would pick these pills? There are also lots of pain killer pills. I'm still sad. Bottle neck of the beer is still blocked by an ice block.
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August 11, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
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cry if you want to
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August 11, 2011, 02:09:50 AM
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So the guy is holding himself hostage?

(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

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August 11, 2011, 02:12:32 AM
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Btw, people not taking this seriously; it has happened before, i mean, there has  been people threatening to kill themselves online that eventually did it and no one believed until it came on the news (or in one case the guy did it live on webcam), someone needs to figure out where this guys lives and notify the appropriate authority/entity/whatever before it's too late 0.0

(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

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