Bitcoin is FINISHED, it was amusing but now it's dead.

[aynstein]

From my name you might have surmised I am just a bundle of altruism. So, because I am SUCH an altruistic kind hearted guy, and because I feel so bad for all you people regretting your bitcoin investment almost as much as your "investment" in 18 weeks of timeshare , I am willing to purchase all of your worthless bitcoin for toilet paper fiat. Your timeshare I can't help you with, not even I am that kind.

You are right to sell it, I am probably too nice for my own good, but I will buy it from you. Just because I am nice.

I mean bitcoin is dead, I read it on a blog. China, who would never manipulate news to distract from a certain international conflict involving islands, BANNED IT! It was a mistake to buy and the Chinese just killed it. Really, they extinguished all hope. Only despair is left.

Only thing is, can we do this quick, like right now, not that I am in a rush to buy as much bitcoin as cheap as I can get it, no rush... I mean its worthless, we all know it, so better sell your worthless bitcoin for toilet paper fiat.


Because toilet paper the dollar is so valuable please be gentle in your selling price. I am after all offering to buy as a favor, because I am a nice guy, at least as nice as that timeshare salesperson in Cabo.


I will do you a favor and buy as much as you have, but lets be realistic, its worthless so $250/BTC is probably me being way too nice but...I pity you.  Oh, and because I am a nice guy, and I pity you. I mean the nice thing.

Why not post how much regret bitcoin you want to sell me and your price.

 

[aynstein]

cmon people I am not gunna feel this generous forever....

[balanghai]

Nice try kiddo. You just have to scare more people so it would be cheaper in the exchange. Try a little bit harder in panic propaganda and sure you'll reap $250 in no time. Just have quick hands so the feds won't outbid you. 

[aynstein]

Nice try kiddo. You just have to scare more people so it would be cheaper in the exchange. Try a little bit harder in panic propaganda and sure you'll reap $250 in no time. Just have quick hands so the feds won't outbid you. 

Damn, did you decode my longwinded quick quick everyone sell me your Bitcoins before they are 2x the price again?

Although I donate to developers and worthy causes, often and regularly, I need to work on my altruistic disguises. They never fit right.

[Tomatocage]

Heyyyyy I think I see what you're trying to do here. Clever girl!

[cbeast]

Heyyyyy I think I see what you're trying to do here. Clever girl!

Nice catch, Einstein!

[LiteCoinGuy]

btc-e trollbox  ?

[bryant.coleman]

btc-e trollbox  ?

Perhaps they banned him over there (they do that frequently when trolls go over the line) and he decided to come here and post instead.

Back to the topic, there is still huge demand for the BTC in China, as evident from the buy orders which are there for everyone to see.

[aynstein]

am not.

I mean, looks are not everything.

Off topic (but mentioned earlier) does anyone get my name?

[cr1776]

I think a sarcasm tag for your initial post would help. And as far as your name, I presume it is a play on Ayn Rand and her family name and ancestry.

am not.

I mean, looks are not everything.

Off topic (but mentioned earlier) does anyone get my name?

[aynstein]

I think a sarcasm tag for your initial post would help. And as far as your name, I presume it is a play on Ayn Rand and her family name and ancestry.

am not.

I mean, looks are not everything.

Off topic (but mentioned earlier) does anyone get my name?

You are right on all accounts with a small but important omission, Albert. I think you were inferring it though. My name is a play on combining two of my intellectual heroes, one a champion of free markets, and the other a champion of Science. Ayn Rand Albert Einstein. No I am not their love child. Also, Unfortunatly I aint got no spelling or gramear heroes\heroins. I digress. When I first learned of bitcoin I thought, hey, how appropriate is my handle!

[tonto]

Meh, I survived the crash when bitcoins became 0.025 of their value at the time, this is nothing.  I kept mining then, and I'll keep on truckin' now. 

[aynstein]

Meh, I survived the crash when bitcoins became 0.025 of their value at the time, this is nothing.  I kept mining then, and I'll keep on truckin' now. 

As will I, however, I may do it with a bit more solar power at times

[marcotheminer]

btc-e trollbox  ?

Fontas is, is.. is that you? 

[crazy_rabbit]

My ignore list is getting mighty long these days.

[thecoinjournal]

Dying and dead are different statuses.

[zachcope]

You are so generous.
I would like to rewardings you with greatest happy money transfers from my small African country, of which I am the King (as soon as I get rid of my Uncle Scar who is only temporarily the King).
For making best use of this so forthwith my monies transfer righfully makings payment donation can be makings doings please give me banking account numbers so I can transfer to you this as soon as possible lovely jubbly.
Manchester United!
Best respectful wishes bitcoin family and mighty investors to help me regain my throne so you will be my privy counsellor.
Simba
 

[cryptasm]

You are right on all accounts with a small but important omission, Albert. I think you were inferring it though. My name is a play on combining two of my intellectual heroes, one a champion of free markets, and the other a champion of Science. Ayn Rand Albert Einstein. No I am not their love child. Also, Unfortunatly I aint got no spelling or gramear heroes\heroins. I digress. When I first learned of bitcoin I thought, hey, how appropriate is my handle!

Hmmm....Einstein was fairly smart but Rand was just a selfish whore.

[AmGfxMarty]

You are right on all accounts with a small but important omission, Albert. I think you were inferring it though. My name is a play on combining two of my intellectual heroes, one a champion of free markets, and the other a champion of Science. Ayn Rand Albert Einstein. No I am not their love child. Also, Unfortunatly I aint got no spelling or gramear heroes\heroins. I digress. When I first learned of bitcoin I thought, hey, how appropriate is my handle!
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LOL, I thought ayn rand and ben stein. Seems more appropriate.

[aynstein]

LOL, I thought ayn rand and ben stein. Seems more appropriate.

Did you know Stein actually studied under and wrote for Rand, along with the Duke of Dollar, the Inspiration of Inflation, Mr.Spangreen.

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also, Why is it you can't make a joke on this board? Albeit one lacking humor, still a joke....
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