get 5 bank accounts and 5 debit cards ?
Isn't the point that you'll have to pay the fee 5 times? I think that's what they want you to do. I bet you can just use one card over and over in their threatened scheme.
what they want. They make their living off the fees (or, at least, that huge house and 3 luxury cars), so, yeah anything that generates more fees is good for THEIR bank account.
I've seen some people get seriously pissed when they had to run their card twice because the dude at the register forgot to add an item or two. I imagine this will only get worse.