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Author Topic: Bitcointalk Captain Obvious Awards - December 2013  (Read 1979 times)
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July 25, 2013, 02:47:40 PM
Last edit: December 12, 2013, 08:15:19 PM by jackjack
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Let's propose some Captain Obvious quotes from bitcointalk and then we'll vote for them

First Prize: a rock

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July 25, 2013, 02:48:12 PM
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If you want to send a message *privately* then you need to use PGP/GPG - Bitcoin signing is just a signature (it does not encrypt data but simply proves ownership of an address).

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July 25, 2013, 02:55:59 PM
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Hmm... well thanks for the inclusion and if I win then perhaps the rock could be donated to a worthy cause (such as to Bankers who think you must have rocks in your head to prefer Bitcoin to fiat). Grin

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July 25, 2013, 03:11:35 PM
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What about the best troll award ?  Roll Eyes
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July 25, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
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You called?
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July 25, 2013, 03:21:54 PM
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Hmm... well thanks for the inclusion and if I win then perhaps the rock could be donated to a worthy cause (such as to Bankers who think you must have rocks in your head to prefer Bitcoin to fiat). Grin
Very kind of you Grin
I can even add some rocks if you want to reward more than one banker

What about the best troll award ?  Roll Eyes
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;board=9.0

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July 28, 2013, 02:18:16 AM
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Hmm... well thanks for the inclusion and if I win then perhaps the rock could be donated to a worthy cause (such as to Bankers who think you must have rocks in your head to prefer Bitcoin to fiat). Grin
Very kind of you Grin
I can even add some rocks if you want to reward more than one banker

What about the best troll award ?  Roll Eyes
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;board=9.0
LOL, that is actually pretty good. +1 to this nomination.

The signature campaign posters adding useless redundant fluff to their posts to reach their minimum word count are lowering my IQ.
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July 28, 2013, 03:57:12 AM
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Hmm... well thanks for the inclusion and if I win then perhaps the rock could be donated to a worthy cause (such as to Bankers who think you must have rocks in your head to prefer Bitcoin to fiat). Grin
Very kind of you Grin
I can even add some rocks if you want to reward more than one banker

What about the best troll award ?  Roll Eyes
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;board=9.0

Do not click that link! I repeat, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!

I pity the poor bastards who click that link.
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July 28, 2013, 04:09:09 AM
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Hmm... well thanks for the inclusion and if I win then perhaps the rock could be donated to a worthy cause (such as to Bankers who think you must have rocks in your head to prefer Bitcoin to fiat). Grin
Very kind of you Grin
I can even add some rocks if you want to reward more than one banker

What about the best troll award ?  Roll Eyes
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;board=9.0

Do not click that link! I repeat, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!

I pity the poor bastards who click that link.
*cough* Me. Pretty creative though.

The signature campaign posters adding useless redundant fluff to their posts to reach their minimum word count are lowering my IQ.
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December 12, 2013, 08:10:48 PM
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The contest kinda died

This beautiful rock for the December 2013 winner


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December 12, 2013, 08:44:59 PM
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I nominate this guy: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=360654.msg3860087#msg3860087

A person that was able to order an item from a website two weeks before the website was actually launched.


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