Are you a virgin?

[Dafar]

if you always wore a condom you're still a virgin.

they make dissolving condoms btw

I can't get it up if I wear a condom..... always fuk without a condom crew


dissolving condoms? are these edible condoms that dissolve in ur mouth?

[Haidang1796]

I told the truth.

[Johnny Bitcoinseed]

A couple are sitting on a sofa together and the guy slowly moves his hand down grabbing the girls knee. He then slowly starts moving his hand upward toward her inner thigh when all of the sudden she grabs his hand and says, "I've never done anything like this before!"  The guy looks her in the eye with a puzzled stare and said, "Really, I was talking to your son earlier today and he says you have."

LOL - when they say "I've never done anything like this before!" you know they have done it probably dozens of times.

What they really mean is "...before, with you".

[Haidang1796]

A couple are sitting on a sofa together and the guy slowly moves his hand down grabbing the girls knee. He then slowly starts moving his hand upward toward her inner thigh when all of the sudden she grabs his hand and says, "I've never done anything like this before!"  The guy looks her in the eye with a puzzled stare and said, "Really, I was talking to your son earlier today and he says you have."

LOL =))))

[sdp]

Married with children.

Whose children did you marry? LOL  Grammar is funny hehe

That would have been 'married to children' to be what you were thinking here.  The preposition makes the difference.

[mkendall82]

Been a virgin since high school, he-he.

[ReBoRn]

I was Virgin and now  can you imagine what I am saying

[MsCollec]

Everytime I shower, I use Virgin olive oil to rub my brick hoping I will gain back my lost virginity

[YTREWQ]

Nope, lost it at the age of 17!

[Kiki112]

Been a virgin since high school, he-he.

so you weren't a virgin before high-school o.O

[Gareth Nelson]

I expect around 95% to vote Yes.... but hopefully when you become the "wealthy elite" with bitcoins, that will not be an issue.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AManIsNotAVirgin

[gentlemand]

I used to be. I'm thinking of becoming one again. It's much cheaper and I seem to recall feeling happier and more peaceful.

[djarot]

LOST IT

I don't remember the exact time, maybe ten years ago 

[hellscabane]

Everytime I shower, I use Virgin olive oil to rub my brick hoping I will gain back my lost virginity

Ha!

Thank you for this hilarity. Now my coworkers think I'm nuts.

[hulk]

does it really matter?

[bitgeek]

does it really matter?

I find this irrelevant as well.
When do you stop being a virgin, this is the question. If by having sex then does oral count? What about animals?  

[MakeBelieve]

73% not but I thought we are all nerds with no social life here?

[hilariousandco]

does it really matter?

I find this irrelevant as well.
When do you stop being a virgin, this is the question. If by having sex then does oral count? What about animals?  

Usually penetrative sex between two humans. No, oral doesn't count.

[plateex]

Been a virgin since high school, he-he.

so you weren't a virgin before high-school o.O

  

[kroleg]

Like a BTC virgin. For the very first time.