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December 14, 2013, 02:32:08 PM
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Ok this is embarrassing but I have an issue with social anxiety mixed with some awkwardness and inexperience but please minimize your poking fun. I really am trying to improve how I interact with people and could use good advice

So I went to a party last night and to make a long story short, it didn't go so well. I won't go into the details of that right now, but let's just say it could have gone better. But, I still ended up going home with a girl.

Some info about her...she's 25, studying to be a nurse, and she's close friends with the host of the party...a girl who is a manager at the gym I go to. So I went back to her place. We were both pretty drunk...and I was definitely nervous. I haven't had sex in quite some time (not a virgin, but it's been about 5 years) and the last time I had sex it didn't go so well. So we start off making out, and I guess I did a good job because she didn't complain or say anything bad at that point. Here's where things turned for the worse.

She smiles at me, turns off the light, says "do you know what I'd like?", and starts pushing my head downwards. I laugh a little and try to play it cool, but I'm honestly terrified as fuck. I've never done this shit before and I literally have no idea wtf I'm going to do. So I lift her dress up and pull her panties there and man oh man it's sitting right there smiling at me. Jesus. So I go down there and I guess I started licking the wrong part because she sort of adjusts my head a few times. It lasted for about 2 minutes and then she said, "Okay well let's just try something different." Thank God that was over with. So then she pushes me on my back and starts to pull my pants down. I start thinking, "Oh God come on get hard get hard get hard," and of course my dick is just sitting there. She starts sucking on my dick and nothing is happening!! It's just sitting there. After a minute or so she looks at me and says, "Is something wrong?" I lied and told her I was just too drunk. So she keeps doing it for a bit and eventually I get this sorry excuse for a half-boner. She says, "Well good, enough of that...let's get down to business." She asks if I have a condom and luckily I brought three, so I go to the bathroom. This is where it gets really crappy and awkward.

I excuse myself to the bathroom and head on in there. I pull the condoms out of my pocket but I wasn't really sure what one to use since I had three different kinds. I decided to just go with the regular Trojan and prayed it would be the right size. The only problem is I'm not nearly hard enough and the stupid condom is slippery as fuck. I started to panic and my little half erection started to go back down...so I got really desperate at this point. I pulled out my Droid smartphone and started watching porn. I went to the first video I could find and started fapping right there in the bathroom. The entire time I was thinking, "Jesus christ please get hard again" which I don't think helped anything. Eventually I got hard again and got the condom over my dick. So the last time I had sex I didn't last long AT ALL, and I didn't want that to happen again. I remembered what a buddy had told me...put on a second condom to last longer. So I took the magnum Trojan I had and slipped it on top of the regular one I already had. This turned out to be a huge fuckinging mistake.

So eventually I feel like I'm good to go. I exit the bathroom and the girl is asleep on the bed. I nudge her and asked if she still wanted to do this. She opened her eyes and smiled and shook her head yes, so I decided to go for it. I lifted her legs and started poking around with my dink and eventually found the right hole. I started thrusting a bit and she started moaning, and then it happened. The stupid magnum condom slipped off inside of her. She noticed right away and stopped me. She said, "hold up your condom slipped off, let me put it back on." So she reached down, fished it out, and went to put it back on me. However, she immediately noticed I already had one on. She said, "What the fuck?" and just sort of stared at me. At this point, I instantly lost what erection I had and just sort of drooped down with this awkward condom just stuck on me. I think I said something like "Oh uh, I guess I forgot I already had one on", but I was so fucking red and sweating and nervous that I honestly could have said anything. She just sort of sat there and shook her head and said, "I think you should probably go home." I got dressed and went to kiss her and she just turned away. I asked if I could see her again and she said she'd call me, but I'm a bit skeptical considering she doesn't have my number and didn't ask for it. We had taken a cab back to her place from the party, so I ended up walking home at around 4am. It was about a 5 mile walk and it started raining, I just wanted to curl up in my bed and cry.  Sad

The worst part is, this girl is super close friends with the manager at the gym I go to. I'm almost certain she's going to tell her about what happened. It's going to be embarrassing as hell and I'm not sure I can show my face there anymore. It's the only decent gym in town and the girl works there 5 days a week during the only hours I can go. I have no idea what the hell to do now or how to fix this situation.

Any advice? I'm sorry for the wall of text, but I figured you all should know the details so you can give the best advice.




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December 14, 2013, 02:57:56 PM
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First of all you couldn't get a boner because you were nervous, you need to relax Wink
how can you even be that nervous if you were so drunk? Cheesy
well never mind, just try to relax next time Wink

it doesn't matter if you finish too early, you can finger her until she cums too Wink

you can go to a different gym Wink

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December 14, 2013, 03:00:59 PM
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/b/itcointalk

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December 14, 2013, 03:09:39 PM
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Tough night bro, I'm going to point you to a forum with a community more sorted to help you with something like this.

http://www.lovesystems.com/

Good luck, shake it off man>
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December 14, 2013, 03:13:02 PM
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"Sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck".

My guess is, the universe is protecting you.  A walk in the rain is tame compared to other ways this could have turned out.  Just my take, your opinions may vary.

Sincerely I am, Johnny BitcoinSeed .com
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December 14, 2013, 03:17:04 PM
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Why the girl got surprised about you wearing 2 condoms? It's not something odd especially when you have a one night stand like the one you described.
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December 14, 2013, 03:34:26 PM
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I feel for you OP

Why the girl got surprised about you wearing 2 condoms?
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December 14, 2013, 03:38:30 PM
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Just follow these advices and you'll be fine:

1) Start meditating min 15 minutes to and hour everyday, that will help with anxiousness, nervousness.

2) Think of girl from a girl's perspective, they want it too and desire for it. It's not like that we boys are mad about it. So always assume when you'r alone with her that she wants it to.

3) Stop watching porn to last longer, and get hard faster.

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December 14, 2013, 04:28:25 PM
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u always have some fucked up stories
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December 14, 2013, 04:29:39 PM
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Why the girl got surprised about you wearing 2 condoms? It's not something odd especially when you have a one night stand like the one you described.


exactly what I was thinking too Cheesy
it's not like it's forbidden or something, a lot of people do it..

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December 14, 2013, 04:41:53 PM
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That's awful. Sorry to hear that. Sad
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December 14, 2013, 04:43:13 PM
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So... what is this, Judge My Fiction?

OK, I'll play. I give it a 2 out of 10, mostly for effort. Make the story interesting next time.
Nice one Cheesy . In my opinion, I'd say 5/10 for making me lol. Other than that, not so awesome.

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December 14, 2013, 04:45:44 PM
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Ok this is embarrassing but I have an issue with social anxiety mixed with some awkwardness and inexperience but please minimize your poking fun. I really am trying to improve how I interact with people and could use good advice

So I went to a party last night and to make a long story short, it didn't go so well. I won't go into the details of that right now, but let's just say it could have gone better. But, I still ended up going home with a girl.

Some info about her...she's 25, studying to be a nurse, and she's close friends with the host of the party...a girl who is a manager at the gym I go to. So I went back to her place. We were both pretty drunk...and I was definitely nervous. I haven't had sex in quite some time (not a virgin, but it's been about 5 years) and the last time I had sex it didn't go so well. So we start off making out, and I guess I did a good job because she didn't complain or say anything bad at that point. Here's where things turned for the worse.

She smiles at me, turns off the light, says "do you know what I'd like?", and starts pushing my head downwards. I laugh a little and try to play it cool, but I'm honestly terrified as fuck. I've never done this shit before and I literally have no idea wtf I'm going to do. So I lift her dress up and pull her panties there and man oh man it's sitting right there smiling at me. Jesus. So I go down there and I guess I started licking the wrong part because she sort of adjusts my head a few times. It lasted for about 2 minutes and then she said, "Okay well let's just try something different." Thank God that was over with. So then she pushes me on my back and starts to pull my pants down. I start thinking, "Oh God come on get hard get hard get hard," and of course my dick is just sitting there. She starts sucking on my dick and nothing is happening!! It's just sitting there. After a minute or so she looks at me and says, "Is something wrong?" I lied and told her I was just too drunk. So she keeps doing it for a bit and eventually I get this sorry excuse for a half-boner. She says, "Well good, enough of that...let's get down to business." She asks if I have a condom and luckily I brought three, so I go to the bathroom. This is where it gets really crappy and awkward.

I excuse myself to the bathroom and head on in there. I pull the condoms out of my pocket but I wasn't really sure what one to use since I had three different kinds. I decided to just go with the regular Trojan and prayed it would be the right size. The only problem is I'm not nearly hard enough and the stupid condom is slippery as fuck. I started to panic and my little half erection started to go back down...so I got really desperate at this point. I pulled out my Droid smartphone and started watching porn. I went to the first video I could find and started fapping right there in the bathroom. The entire time I was thinking, "Jesus christ please get hard again" which I don't think helped anything. Eventually I got hard again and got the condom over my dick. So the last time I had sex I didn't last long AT ALL, and I didn't want that to happen again. I remembered what a buddy had told me...put on a second condom to last longer. So I took the magnum Trojan I had and slipped it on top of the regular one I already had. This turned out to be a huge fuckinging mistake.

So eventually I feel like I'm good to go. I exit the bathroom and the girl is asleep on the bed. I nudge her and asked if she still wanted to do this. She opened her eyes and smiled and shook her head yes, so I decided to go for it. I lifted her legs and started poking around with my dink and eventually found the right hole. I started thrusting a bit and she started moaning, and then it happened. The stupid magnum condom slipped off inside of her. She noticed right away and stopped me. She said, "hold up your condom slipped off, let me put it back on." So she reached down, fished it out, and went to put it back on me. However, she immediately noticed I already had one on. She said, "What the fuck?" and just sort of stared at me. At this point, I instantly lost what erection I had and just sort of drooped down with this awkward condom just stuck on me. I think I said something like "Oh uh, I guess I forgot I already had one on", but I was so fucking red and sweating and nervous that I honestly could have said anything. She just sort of sat there and shook her head and said, "I think you should probably go home." I got dressed and went to kiss her and she just turned away. I asked if I could see her again and she said she'd call me, but I'm a bit skeptical considering she doesn't have my number and didn't ask for it. We had taken a cab back to her place from the party, so I ended up walking home at around 4am. It was about a 5 mile walk and it started raining, I just wanted to curl up in my bed and cry.  Sad

The worst part is, this girl is super close friends with the manager at the gym I go to. I'm almost certain she's going to tell her about what happened. It's going to be embarrassing as hell and I'm not sure I can show my face there anymore. It's the only decent gym in town and the girl works there 5 days a week during the only hours I can go. I have no idea what the hell to do now or how to fix this situation.

Any advice? I'm sorry for the wall of text, but I figured you all should know the details so you can give the best advice.

Here's some advice. Tell her you're sorry and, to prove it, tell her you posted the experience on BitcoinTalk.
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December 14, 2013, 04:47:43 PM
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next time drink less and remember there is called thing viagra...
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December 14, 2013, 04:48:00 PM
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Never put on 2 condoms. The friction will increase the chance of it tearing.

And if you're THIS nervous it's probably better to tell the girl then all the stupid shit you tried.
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December 14, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
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next time drink less and remember there is called thing viagra...
I don't think he carries those pills around.

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December 14, 2013, 04:51:16 PM
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Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.

By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.

Stop watching porn by the way.
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Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.

By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.

Stop watching porn by the way.

keep watching porn but in your free time Cheesy
not right before sex Cheesy

porn is good because if you don't fap in a month or so you'll end in 2 minutes when you get laid, just don't watch porn when you're about to get laid that's just foolish  Grin

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December 14, 2013, 05:13:53 PM
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Look up tips on how to give oral. Basically if you can do oral very well, the rest of the time should be easy peezy unless they're not a fan of clitoral orgasms (I am and most girls I know). Look up tips online for this sort of stuff.

By the way she got mad because you instantly lied instead of just saying I wanted to last longer. She knew why you did it.

Stop watching porn by the way.

keep watching porn but in your free time Cheesy
not right before sex Cheesy

porn is good because if you don't fap in a month or so you'll end in 2 minutes when you get laid, just don't watch porn when you're about to get laid that's just foolish  Grin

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