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January 03, 2014, 12:12:33 PM
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it's more like because they say "hugh, i want you inside of me"

Hugh Jackman is Australian. And, really, he's so hot that it's not technically gay to want him inside of you.

hugh laurie's a brit.
Why the hell every discussion turns into a war between nations, an overly inspiring advices lodge or a confessions of their weirdness?

i don't know, but you must be brittish because you sure sound... gay  Wink
Nope, not even close. I'm Lithuanian, from one of the Baltic countries in Eastern Europe. Toughness is our middle name Grin .

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January 03, 2014, 12:42:37 PM
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also, he's british.. so must be gay and all.

I cannot even fathom any logic behind this statement.

one of your national sports requires men to ride horses; you like tea; the london accent is.. decliate, like a woman. GAY.

also see here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100905190532AAht7bl

What do you mean "London accent"? There's loads of London accents. There's six people all from London in this alone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTj5C_owTFk

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January 03, 2014, 07:47:18 PM
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also, he's british.. so must be gay and all.

I cannot even fathom any logic behind this statement.

one of your national sports requires men to ride horses; you like tea; the london accent is.. decliate, like a woman. GAY.

also see here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100905190532AAht7bl

What do you mean "London accent"? There's loads of London accents. There's six people all from London in this alone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTj5C_owTFk

that's the frustrating thing about trying to speak brittish.. how many damn accents and dialects do you have? at least 10 or so it seems.
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January 03, 2014, 07:49:22 PM
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actually I didnt want to give a shit. But you guys are so hilarious that I changed my mind. Now I give a shit

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January 04, 2014, 11:45:50 AM
Last edit: January 04, 2014, 01:38:48 PM by hilariousandco
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also, he's british.. so must be gay and all.

I cannot even fathom any logic behind this statement.

one of your national sports requires men to ride horses; you like tea; the london accent is.. decliate, like a woman. GAY.

also see here: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100905190532AAht7bl

What do you mean "London accent"? There's loads of London accents. There's six people all from London in this alone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTj5C_owTFk

that's the frustrating thing about trying to speak brittish.. how many damn accents and dialects do you have? at least 10 or so it seems.

Accents and dialects can differ massively from city-to-city. You American's seem to have more than 10 accents also.

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January 04, 2014, 01:16:57 PM
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I find it really hard to wipe when my laptop is on my lap. While taking a shit.
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January 04, 2014, 08:49:50 PM
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I find it really hard to wipe when my laptop is on my lap. While taking a shit.

Set up a small table like I'm using now.
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January 04, 2014, 08:53:37 PM
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my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!
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January 04, 2014, 09:08:07 PM
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my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!

Like this:



Hate it when that happens.

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January 04, 2014, 09:25:52 PM
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reporting in, just took another successful dump. endorphins released were fantasmic.
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January 04, 2014, 09:43:29 PM
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reporting in, just took another successful dump. endorphins released were fantasmic.

Seriously, get pegged and see how many endorphins that releases. You'll have your tiny mind blown.

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January 04, 2014, 09:47:46 PM
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i will pass. the only things that come out of my orifices are sweat, piss, shit, and saliva. nothing goes in.
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January 04, 2014, 09:49:40 PM
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i will pass. the only things that come out of my orifices are sweat, piss, shit, and saliva. nothing goes in.

Then you will never have truly lived.

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January 05, 2014, 03:57:57 AM
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I hate it when im in someones house for dinner and have to take a shit, only to realize its not shit, but diarrhea, and with every force you have, you try to make it less loud, so no one outside will hear.
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January 05, 2014, 04:00:29 AM
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the worst thing about is that once you take a shit, it stinks up the whole restroom and they know it's you.
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January 05, 2014, 04:04:32 AM
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my shit is so heavy the toilet water is splashing up my ass!

Like this:

Hate it when that happens.

Oh man fucking hate this, it happen every time I had chana masala for dinner!

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January 05, 2014, 04:05:50 AM
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and this video as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M
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January 05, 2014, 12:36:52 PM
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I hate it when I fart and I cant tell if im going to poop or not, I wont take the risk.
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January 05, 2014, 07:44:46 PM
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i just took a power shit.. 10 seconds, and a decent load.. and i was on my merry way.
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January 06, 2014, 07:13:57 AM
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i'm surprised that a lot of people really give a shit Grin

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