My birthday kind of sucked. Last night I just got drunk with friends and I paid for all my drinks and nobody got me anything. I've gotten these fuckers stuff before... hell I've made them shirts before (some not all). *sigh* today was nothing. Literally been home all day.
Ok, for them not to even offer you a drink on your birthday is a little strange. I think you should return the favor by offering to take one of them to the airport one day and not showing up.