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December 18, 2013, 10:15:28 PM
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Hi guys,

I am looking for a btc loan but pegged to the usd! I want to borrow 1000 BTC pegged at $600 US each.

My plan is to take the 1000 BTC and HODLING them until they are worth $1000 US each.

At that point I will give you back 600 BTC and keep 400 BTC for myself!  Grin


As for COLLATERAL , I can offer my bitcointalk account passwords, copies of my ID, I have 0.003LTC and 6 PPC, I also have about 10 DVC.. oh yeah.. I also have a Motorola Brick phone I can throw in but you have to pay for shipping! If this is not enough I can put up half a tube of toothpaste, three rolls of sharmin double ply toilet paper and a 16OZ T-bone steak.

Ummm..

As I understand I am asking for a lot I can even throw in my PS2 with 100 games, I have a PS3 but I play it daily.

So I ask this generous community,

who can loan me 1000BTC?
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December 18, 2013, 11:18:50 PM
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And what else is different from that if i held the bitcoins personally and wait til they worth 1000 usd?

What you are saying is like if i say "want to borrow 500,000 usd to buy google shares, if the price goes 30 usd up  i will return the same amount to you ill keep the rest and thankyou for giving me money without risking anything".  
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December 18, 2013, 11:19:03 PM
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I hope this is a joke.
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December 18, 2013, 11:30:16 PM
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Give me your address, I am satoshi and I can send right away!
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December 18, 2013, 11:32:20 PM
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My plan is to take the 1000 BTC and HODLING them until they are worth $1000 US each.

At that point I will give you back 600 BTC and keep 400 BTC for myself!  Grin
I've heard of reverse mortgages.  I guess this is a reverse loan?
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December 19, 2013, 01:58:16 PM
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Can you throw in some pepper sauce for the steak???

 Grin
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December 19, 2013, 05:11:24 PM
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Hi guys,

I am looking for a btc loan but pegged to the usd! I want to borrow 1000 BTC pegged at $600 US each.

My plan is to take the 1000 BTC and HODLING them until they are worth $1000 US each.

At that point I will give you back 600 BTC and keep 400 BTC for myself!  Grin


As for COLLATERAL , I can offer my bitcointalk account passwords, copies of my ID, I have 0.003LTC and 6 PPC, I also have about 10 DVC.. oh yeah.. I also have a Motorola Brick phone I can throw in but you have to pay for shipping! If this is not enough I can put up half a tube of toothpaste, three rolls of sharmin double ply toilet paper and a 16OZ T-bone steak.

Ummm..

As I understand I am asking for a lot I can even throw in my PS2 with 100 games, I have a PS3 but I play it daily.

So I ask this generous community,

who can loan me 1000BTC?

One doesnt even know where to start
obviously a troll post.....right.....
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December 19, 2013, 11:02:02 PM
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Wow, OP what's your problem?  I said I want to lend you but you don't give me your address, oh well.
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December 19, 2013, 11:36:09 PM
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If anyone actually wants to lend someone 1000 btc I can offer you a first position lien against real estate.  Contact me.
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December 19, 2013, 11:36:56 PM
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Wow, OP what's your problem?  I said I want to lend you but you don't give me your address, oh well.
I'll give you the address of my vet for 2000 BTC ? Is that acceptable ?

To be decided...
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December 20, 2013, 04:25:50 AM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.

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December 20, 2013, 04:29:42 PM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.



I don't think anyone did.  This topic is officially useless, mind asking mods to remove it?
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December 20, 2013, 06:57:49 PM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.



I don't think anyone did.  This topic is officially useless, mind asking mods to remove it?

Mind writing another post to get your count up?

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December 20, 2013, 07:06:50 PM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.



I don't think anyone did.  This topic is officially useless, mind asking mods to remove it?

Mind writing another post to get your count up?
Most of your posts this month have been about Monbux. Aren't you the one who's spamming to raise your post count?
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December 20, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.



I don't think anyone did.  This topic is officially useless, mind asking mods to remove it?

Mind writing another post to get your count up?
Most of your posts this month have been about Monbux. Aren't you the one who's spamming to raise your post count?

No doubt.

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December 21, 2013, 02:43:50 AM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.



I don't think anyone did.  This topic is officially useless, mind asking mods to remove it?

Mind writing another post to get your count up?
Most of your posts this month have been about Monbux. Aren't you the one who's spamming to raise your post count?

Monbux??

I don't get it, and I'm not trying to pad my posts, im just trying to make some people laugh is all.
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December 21, 2013, 03:20:52 AM
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I knew this was a joke from the original post due to the OP's participation in another thread, I just joined in out of boredom.

To be decided...
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December 21, 2013, 05:12:18 AM
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Monbux??

I don't get it, and I'm not trying to pad my posts, im just trying to make some people laugh is all.
Jbab, not you. He's been spamming jokes and insults about Monbux.
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December 21, 2013, 11:19:42 AM
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So he want a loan 1000 BTC and will return 600 BTC ? lol
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December 21, 2013, 11:21:38 AM
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LOL, anyone who took the seriously is really gullible.


You don't post bullsh!t in Marketplace topics.
Who's the stupid one? You or people who're flaming you?

I guess you, dumbO.

Hey, smexy. Don't waste your time. Time's precious.
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