[BEK] Offering credit in Bernankoin 500% interest Only! Deposits 150%!

[myhoho]

(BEK - Bernankoin - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=375010.0 )
Hey, folks, my newly established Bank of The Last Hope of Humanity is offering credits for those members who have at least 150 posts on this forum and registered before September 2013. This coin has inflation, so, that's a great deal. Only 500% per year! You spend you Bernankoins right now, and only have to pay back 5 times more one year after! Have you ever seen such a generous offer?
 Maximum lend - 10000 BEK.
 Payback deadline - 365 days.
 Attention: You're risking your reputation and/or credit history!
 
 P.S: I also offer you the security of earning with fixed rate of interest - +150 % per year! I accept deposits only if I'll find some people willing to take credit.

[RenegadeMind]

Where do I sign up?

Do you have KYC or AML issues? Can I remain anomalous?

[myhoho]

Where do I sign up?

Do you have KYC or AML issues? Can I remain anomalous?

 No problems, no documents, I'll announce that you have BB+ credit history and will sell your debt to somebody else, like Chinese government (with discount) if you will be unable to pay.

[myhoho]

Rates fixed.

[burnum]

I would like to be able to work with you in the future if you have the reserves, I am now putting together my policy for a payday loan service at a much higher rate than your bank.
I signed up Aug 1 and will have the post's required before I request any type of loan from you, I will also be posting a link to your thread as soon as my policy is finished 

[Edit]
I worked out my policy just to find out that your interest rate came into line with where I had planned to set them, once this coin hits cryptsy i might just hold my reserves and borrow from you later, no use competing in a small market I don't think

[suncoastbuddy]

I have just started printing and I am wondering if this looks right?


09:52:05

getprintinginfo


09:52:05

{
"blocks" : 15525,
"chainspermin" : 3,
"chainsperday" : 58.82569470,
"currentblocksize" : 1000,
"currentblocktx" : 0,
"difficulty" : 7.88821447,
"errors" : "",
"generate" : true,
"genproclimit" : -1,
"primespersec" : 609,
"pooledtx" : 0,
"sieveextensions" : 9,
"sievepercentage" : 10,
"sievesize" : 1000000,
"testnet" : false
}


I am sooooo confused lol

Thanks in advance




Donations accepted   BjbRtsMtLoTecq44vFEiJhbmCJDCQzGWSQ   

[Ardolafat]

I have just started printing and I am wondering if this looks right?


09:52:05

getprintinginfo


09:52:05

{
"blocks" : 15525,
"chainspermin" : 3,
"chainsperday" : 58.82569470,
"currentblocksize" : 1000,
"currentblocktx" : 0,
"difficulty" : 7.88821447,
"errors" : "",
"generate" : true,
"genproclimit" : -1,
"primespersec" : 609,
"pooledtx" : 0,
"sieveextensions" : 9,
"sievepercentage" : 10,
"sievesize" : 1000000,
"testnet" : false
}


I am sooooo confused lol

Thanks in advance




Donations accepted   BjbRtsMtLoTecq44vFEiJhbmCJDCQzGWSQ   

Looks right, what CPU do you have ?

[Hampuz]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

[Ardolafat]

Where do I sign up?

Do you have KYC or AML issues? Can I remain anomalous?

 No problems, no documents, I'll announce that you have BB+ credit history and will sell your debt to somebody else, like Chinese government (with discount) if you will be unable to pay.

Can you announce that I have AA+ rating ? 

[suncoastbuddy]

I have just started printing and I am wondering if this looks right?


09:52:05

getprintinginfo


09:52:05

{
"blocks" : 15525,
"chainspermin" : 3,
"chainsperday" : 58.82569470,
"currentblocksize" : 1000,
"currentblocktx" : 0,
"difficulty" : 7.88821447,
"errors" : "",
"generate" : true,
"genproclimit" : -1,
"primespersec" : 609,
"pooledtx" : 0,
"sieveextensions" : 9,
"sievepercentage" : 10,
"sievesize" : 1000000,
"testnet" : false
}


I am sooooo confused lol

Thanks in advance




Donations accepted   BjbRtsMtLoTecq44vFEiJhbmCJDCQzGWSQ   

Looks right, what CPU do you have ?

AMD A10 5750m... is that good or bad... I know nothing lol

[myhoho]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

We could offer you 2'000 BEK. If you accept it, come back next year with 10'000 BEK or your credit rank will decrease seriously and the community will blame as a scammer!

Can you announce that I have AA+ rating ?  

Yes, everybody who deposit 1000000+ BEK once will have an AA+ rating. But be aware, we are not a well known rating agency yet. I suppose Moody's don't give a damn about it for a while.

[Hampuz]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

We could offer you 2'000 BEK. If you accept it, come back next year with 10'000 BEK or your credit rank will decrease seriously and the community will blame as a scammer!

I accept, how do we proceed?

[Ardolafat]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

We could offer you 2'000 BEK. If you accept it, come back next year with 10'000 BEK or your credit rank will decrease seriously and the community will blame as a scammer!

Can you announce that I have AA+ rating ?  

Yes, everybody who deposit 1000000+ BEK once will have an AA+ rating. But be aware, we are not a well known rating agency yet. I suppose Moody's don't give a damn about it for a while.

Can I print them on regular printer or draw in paintbrush for you?  

[myhoho]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

We could offer you 2'000 BEK. If you accept it, come back next year with 10'000 BEK or your credit rank will decrease seriously and the community will blame as a scammer!

I accept, how do we proceed?

 Ok. As the very first client you've just won -100% loan. It means that you can receive your 2000 right now and you are obliged to come back 1 year after to receive another 2000 from the bank. I just need your BEK address! Deal?

[myhoho]

Can I print them on regular printer or draw in paintbrush for you?  

I would say regular printer is ok. I mean, I can sell 1000000 small pieces of paper for a good price... Like $500. did we just found the price basis?

[Hampuz]

I would like to try this out, not registered before September though, but 200+ posts

We could offer you 2'000 BEK. If you accept it, come back next year with 10'000 BEK or your credit rank will decrease seriously and the community will blame as a scammer!

I accept, how do we proceed?

 Ok. As the very first client you've just won -100% loan. I mean that you can receive your 2000 right now and you are obliged to come back 1 year after receive another 2000 from the bank. I just need your BEK address! Deal?

Not sure I understood this correctly, sorry.  Here is my BEK adress though: BjaYqm3SUgmU5R6F7W137aNXXzrYgfYL9w

[myhoho]

Not sure I understood this correctly, sorry.  Here is my BEK adress though: BjaYqm3SUgmU5R6F7W137aNXXzrYgfYL9w

 You are lending money, but you don't have to pay it back. We are paying you twice as more instead (you have to be able to receive the second reversed interest in time). But we call it credit here )! 2000 are on the way!

[Hampuz]

Not sure I understood this correctly, sorry.  Here is my BEK adress though: BjaYqm3SUgmU5R6F7W137aNXXzrYgfYL9w

 You are lending money, but you don't have to pay it back. We are paying you twice more instead. But we call it credit here )!

Oh. How can I say no to that? .  Cheers!

EDIT: The 2,000 BEK has been recieved!

[burnum]

  I might have fell off of my chair i was laughing so hard at this if it had not been for the arm rests! lmao! I might have a hard time not starting a bank now.