I went to a great and famous fortune teller who read my palms then she took a reading from my tea leafs and read my tarot cards then she took a stool sample and finally she said, "meh"... anyone know what that means?
I, too, once went to a fortune teller. Upon entering her studio, the screen door slammed behind me. She said, "Be careful! You may have locked out your guardian angel." Whereupon I replied, "Shouldn't my guardian angel be in front of me?"