Trading an alligator for a 12 pack of beer: An epic virtual trade up thread.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtlIcbZHDMk

Assuming the alligator was successfully traded for a 12 pack of beer, what should the beer be traded for?

Keep the initia virtual trade reasonable, with all virtual subsequent trades traded accordingly, i.e. no beer for car for house. The slower the growth rate, the more enjoyment this thread will become. Feel free to submit images.

Opting for no reserve post, thus will document the subsequent trades below:

Alligator
12 Pack Beer
750ml bottle of really awful wine
NEFT Vodka

[Cryddit]

12 pack of beer for a 750ml bottle of really awful wine. 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

12 pack of beer for a 750ml bottle of really awful wine. 

Traded for NEFT Vodka.

[Frost000]

Wasn't there some guy who, a couple of years ago, made a bunch of trades over Craigslist and ended up trading up from an eraser to a house or something?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Wasn't there some guy who, a couple of years ago, made a bunch of trades over Craigslist and ended up trading up from an eraser to a house or something?

http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/ and besides, he started with something real, whereas this is all a la virtual.