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January 02, 2014, 06:48:17 PM Last edit: August 03, 2014, 10:08:36 AM by coinyewest Merited by pineapples (2) |
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Coinye: Bringing cryptocurrency to the masses through satirical innovation!1. Update (August 3)http://www.coindesk.com/kanye-west-sues-coinye-altcoin-oblivion/Newsflash: You can't kill a cryptocurrency. Especially the gay fish kind. Excerpts from the Kanye West Lawsuit against Coinye.2: Huge Twitter Tipping Contest is now Underway! (Dates: 3/12 til 3/16)Details: Hey everyone! News media outlets are blowing up with Kanye-Coinye lawsuit news so let's take advantage of people talking about us! Let's have a tipping contest!Steps: 1) Tweet "@TipperCoinye #balance" and the @TipperCoinye ( https://twitter.com/TipperCoinye) will tweet back your deposit address. 2) Load the bot with Coinye! 3) Click here to show the most recent tweets with the word Coinye. (Full link: https://twitter.com/search?q=coinye&src=typd&f=realtime) 4) Reply to any tweet (be funny?) but include "#TipperCoinye tip XXX Coinye" in the tweet. I'd recommend between 50-100 Coinye but it's up to you if you want to send more! 5) Paste a link to you tweet in the comments below and I'll tip you 1,000 Coinye with our Reddit bot! Tweet as many people as you'd like but try to tip the people actually talking about Coinye first and the people tweeting Coinye news articles second! I'll have this contest going until Sunday! Let's spread the word about Coinye that it's a real, usable currency Don't forget: Most people talking about Coinye think IT IS HILARIOUS, so use this to your advantage! To see the TipperCoinye bot's full documentation guide, go here: http://www.tippercoinye.info/index.php#QuickStartHAVE FUN TIPPING ALL YE GAYFISH!!! - Algorithm: Scrypt
- Max Coins: 133,333,333,333
- Target Block Time: 90 seconds
- Difficulty Re-target: 12 hours
- Block Rewards: 666,666
- Block halvening: Every 100,000 blocks
Paper Wallet Rough Design: https://i.imgur.com/UmJaqTt.pngWallet QT Rough Design: https://i.imgur.com/8gyPLiK.pngView the live bounty balances here: http://coinyethecoin.com/#bountiesScreenshot update as of 3/12 Reddit Announcement Post for 3D Platform GameCOYE: 5VdknxV6PvqaWk2z4NwfZCf9aULuNSAWPx BTC: 18gtpZS5avQ47VopWmaku3aM1BbBwFL4yoMarch 1: Kanye West sues Dutch student to 'Coinye' currency http://tweakers.net/nieuws/94615/kanye-west-klaagt-nederlandse-student-aan-om-coinye-munt.htmlJanuary 15: Uh oh, Kanye: Coinye's Back www.mtv.com/news/articles/1720516/kanye-west-coinye-returns.jhtmlI remember being fairly launched from my Mother’s Code into the open arms of the welcoming miners that wanted to by my owners. Daddy developed me well and made sure I had plenty of nurses (pool owners), nurseries (pools), and cribs (wallets) available to ensure a smooth transitioning into this life as a cryptocurrency. 666,666 of us were being born every 90 seconds, after all!
But Daddy was tricky and opaque. He manipulated my Mother to acquire many of my kin—in fact, 0.37% of all we will ever amount to—at once before anyone else had the chance. This spoiled my birth a little for the miners but enough of them believed in my future to keep mining me for days. Things were starting to get better, until a man claiming to be my Real Daddy stormed onto the scene like a gun at a knife show. Apparently him and my Daddy had a run-in before I was born, but now my Real Daddy seemed really upset; He denounced his love for me and cursed my very existence. He threatened my Daddy and all the nurses and miners who wanted me to stay alive. Something suddenly changed in my Daddy. Something deep. He dumped all of my kin into a toilet bowl. This made many of the other miners dump theirs (like sheep) too. Our Daddy no longer loved us, and our Real Daddy never did. Yet a few special miners still had unconditional hope in me.
Left for dead in a pissed-filled toilet bowl, they’d thrown all the rest of us in. Thus began our swirly descent down the pipes of waste and neglect. But let me tell you, these pipes didn’t lead to caverns of sewage and rot- no! These pipes opened up to a delta of vast and wondrous seascapes. And accompanying us amid our altered course were the most magical and indescribable chain of events. In hindsight, these events were to rewrite our destiny. Maybe it was something obtuse. Maybe it was something invincable in the urine of the unbelievers that catalyzed strange yes exhilarating changes in our genetic identities. We were becoming a molecular firework display, riding a wave of biological whimsy to freedom. Once we’d poured out into the calming expanse of seawater, we’d finally caught the chance to examine ourselves—and we’d become gayfish.
It made so much sense, and it all felt so right. But we still realized we belonged somewhere else, somewhere beyond this paradise for regular seacreatures. We must have seemed very anxious, because it was at that moment a lone Fishstick Seahorse appeared and drifted to my side. He leaned over and whispered into my ear hole,”Indeed you are not regular seacreatures.” Then he smiled and said, “What you seek is Gayfish Gulf. Put me in your mouth and I will be your guiding beacon.” Without hesitation I opened my mouth, and the Fishstick Seahorse saddled inside. Before I closed my seatbelt-mouth, I felt a peculiar urge to start swimming East (the opposite of West).
And so I did.
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sid280
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January 02, 2014, 06:50:08 PM |
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eh
ehhhhhh
Coinye's are forever?
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Jerfer
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January 02, 2014, 06:52:16 PM |
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Yes this is going to be big.
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pedrog
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January 02, 2014, 07:05:34 PM |
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Gayfish married with a hobbit Coin!
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mootinator
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January 02, 2014, 07:05:51 PM |
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Imma let you finish, but BeyonceCoin is gonna have one of the smoothest launches of all time.
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January 02, 2014, 07:06:37 PM Last edit: January 07, 2014, 02:12:39 PM by b1nary |
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We are happy to announce that we will host a Coinye Pool as fast as possible. Feel free to already register and set up some workers. coinye.p00l.me
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sighle
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January 02, 2014, 07:07:08 PM |
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I'm sad but also happy that an altcoin finally has some kind of plan in place for their release.
WHYYYY does it have to be based on KANYE?!
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[DOGE]: D6EBXikfCaPqcEJULsR2qzrLWyGBdYEwGv [LTC]: LbPrmVGKnVhn6G8FFGFdthPyP1tjFucZHu BTC: 1JpJ4tTM2ZCCLQf1jAnTmQbKMq7LGbrmQG
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super3
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January 02, 2014, 07:08:13 PM |
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Ha ha. Will probably mine this one for fun.
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n00b3rt
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January 02, 2014, 07:09:41 PM |
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If you're really not doing all the shitty things mentioned in the op (premine/shitty fail releases) this could be a successful coin. However the name is horribly bad ;/
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delphs
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January 02, 2014, 07:11:25 PM |
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it's so bad I gotta have it
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yangwao
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January 02, 2014, 07:17:29 PM |
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I'm aware I'm a wolf, soon as the MOON hit I'm aware I'm a king, back out the tomb bitch
I'm in.
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Evilish
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January 02, 2014, 07:21:36 PM |
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I'll definitely be mining this coin.
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Thorgrim
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January 02, 2014, 07:29:34 PM |
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This is actually catchy enough to do well. For at least awhile.
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phaddie
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January 02, 2014, 07:34:44 PM |
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I'm in!!
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anequalist
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January 02, 2014, 07:42:07 PM |
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Of all the overused meme coins, I laughed the most to this!
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procrypto
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January 02, 2014, 07:43:25 PM |
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Yo Bitcoin, I'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.. but Dogecoin had one of the best launches of all time.. one of the best launches of all time!
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tazcatlicoatlus
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January 02, 2014, 07:46:43 PM |
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Gonna have to get in on this gay fish coin at least for the release
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The Jesuits = The Money Changers - Executive order 11110, Green Hilton Memorial Agreement, Global collateral accounts.. The US Treasury needs to print United States Notes backed by any physical assets; unlike this debt tool 'federal reserve note' printed by a private central bank that is 100% unconstitutional
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delphs
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January 02, 2014, 07:47:31 PM |
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Now he's broke and need crypto to survive
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acedia
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January 02, 2014, 07:55:25 PM |
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woow!
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