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Gocoiner (OP)
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January 03, 2014, 05:56:11 AM
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I do not know why so many people ask money without doing anything???
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=396762.0

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Take a look at below joke, you will know more.

Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered; they'll just record document for 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to deliver a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife this is not the RIGHT baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in 9 months.
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January 03, 2014, 06:57:03 AM
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I'm liking where you are going with your babies, what would a developer do?
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January 03, 2014, 07:15:19 AM
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Sounds very Waterfall.   Not lean or agile.  ;-)
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January 03, 2014, 08:44:38 AM
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I'm liking where you are going with your babies, what would a developer do?

That's a good question. A developer will do their own job, focus on technical issues, not just shouting like a baby, LOL.
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