[SERVICE] MINING RIG CLEANING

[phoenixsilverbird]

Hello, I am currently looking to see whether anybody would be interested in a bitcoin mining rig cleaning service. Upon shipment, I can clean fans, heatsinks, and the miner internals.
Shipping is an additional cost at the customer's expense.

Upon arrival, your mining rig would be carefully stored in an environment away from moisture, dust or other contaminants. It will then be subjected to a light exterior dusting before partially dissasembling the units and cleaning the interiors.
Liquid cleaners will of course not be used on any circuitry and all precautions will be taken to remove static charge from my body before handling to avoid shorting via sparks.

The cost of this service would be at 0.1BTC for 4KG of mining equipment.

This is not yet available, I am seeing if there is interest right now.

I would hold no liability for items damaged or lost during transit.

Anyone interested?

[chanberg]

LOL

[phoenixsilverbird]

Why is this funny?

[CanadianGuy]

anybody who unplugs their miner because they want it cleaned is basically nuts.
clearly a joke, right?  

Hold on let me stop mining bitcoins for a month while my machine depreciates 90% so you can clean this dust off.  LOL

[phoenixsilverbird]

It won't take a month, I can assure you. I will complete the cleaning of your device(s) in less than 24 hours and ship them back immediately.

It's a less known fact that dust and contamination on and inside miners and fans can cause overheating, a slow-down and potential malfunction.

[CanadianGuy]

if anybody is crazy enough to send their miner for you, even for 24 hours, I will eat my balls

[cdog]

I think this service would be better spun off as a consultancy, where you advise how to get max efficiency out of rigs and specific tips and tricks like cleaning, coin switching, pools, hardware advice etc

[malevolent]

if anybody is crazy enough to send their miner for you, even for 24 hours, I will eat my balls

QFT.

[3dGuy]

lol 
this guy wants to mine at your hardware 

[Wendigo]

if anybody is crazy enough to send their miner for you, even for 24 hours, I will eat my balls

Ketchup or mustard?

[MiningBuddy]

I don't think anyone would be interested in this service, too much risk, loss of hash rate and the fact that you can buy a pack of air dusters for probably less then it would cost to ship to you.

[CanadianGuy]

I don't think anyone would be interested in this service, too much risk, loss of hash rate and the fact that you can buy a pack of air dusters for probably less then it would cost to ship to you.

I told a friend about this ad, and we both burst out laughing before I could even finish the story.  Yeah, what a great idea, LOL

[BawsyBoss]

LOL

I was going to report this as spam. Then I read the OP.

[acs267]

Wow. I would criticize the people laughing at the OP, but he needs help. If he thinks people will waste their monthly income to ship to him.. He needs help.

if anybody is crazy enough to send their miner for you, even for 24 hours, I will eat my balls

Do they come in Strawberry or Raspberry?

[Colin Miner]

Upon arrival, your mining rig would be carefully stored in an environment away from moisture, dust or other contaminants. It will then be subjected to a light exterior dusting before partially dissasembling the units and cleaning the interiors.

Avoid shipping charges and downtime;

Grab one or two air dusters - like these on Amazon

Use the air duster in short bursts through ventilation holes and vents to loosen up the more compacted dust. Many small bursts over many different areas works much better then one long burst in a single spot (which should be avoided).

When you get bored with the air duster, switch on your vacuum cleaner and use the extension hose to extract the loosened dust from insided the machine via the vents.

This also works well on graphics cards, lots of short bursts through the vents (so you blow dust in the opposite direction of the airflow). The fan will then blow out the loosened dust.


Regular internal cleaning like this is better than waiting till things overheat or the fan stops turning.

Avoid a long burst which can be a problem for hot components, short bursts over many different points will give the best effect.

[chanberg]

LOL

I was going to report this as spam. Then I read the OP.

hahaa thanks, appreciate that

[Maidak]

It doesn't make much since in all honesty shipping a unit waiting 2-3 days for it to arrive to your place or paying a way rediculous price for express then to ship it back then to pay for your service of cleaning. When someone can just go buy a few cans of duster at there local PC store or a walmart for a few bucks and do it themselves. Without having to unplug a machine for longer then 10 minutes.

Edit: But I would like to see some before and after pictures of some of your work on some mining machines of your own!

[merve10495]

if anybody is crazy enough to send their miner for you, even for 24 hours, I will eat my balls

I want to see this - give me an address and I will be sending them first thing in the morning!!!