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September 01, 2011, 04:37:29 AM
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We all just need to believe it exist, and it will exist.

No, no. The atheist pool is for the people who know that believing it exists won't make it exist and that to make it exist you actually have to code it yourself. STOP PISSING IN OUR POOL YOU GODDAMN CHURCH PEOPLE! Smiley
>GODDAMN
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You believe?

I don't have to believe in God to take his name in vain. I just have to believe in God to think I'll go to hell for having said that. Smiley

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September 01, 2011, 04:39:21 AM
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Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.

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September 01, 2011, 04:46:44 AM
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Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.

There isn't one. Bitcoin is intended to be anonymous, and Scientology requires routine audits.

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September 01, 2011, 04:55:11 AM
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Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.

There isn't one. Bitcoin is intended to be anonymous, and Scientology requires routine audits.

I was only joking above, but seriously we've just stumbled upon yet more candidates for bitcoin discovery...

Non-hardcore scientologists who are currently having their income/wealth routinely audited by the church but would prefer to keep a little something hidden for themselves.

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September 01, 2011, 05:04:48 AM
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I was only joking above, but seriously we've just stumbled upon yet more candidates for bitcoin discovery...

Non-hardcore scientologists who are currently having their income/wealth routinely audited by the church but would prefer to keep a little something hidden for themselves.

I was joking as well: the Church of Scientology doesn't audit their members' FINANCES, they audit the THETANS.

Supposedly we all have alien souls trapped in our bodies and that's why we have crime and depression and sickness and all that crap. See the South Park episode on it if you can, that'll answer all your questions. Smiley They call their "treatment" for all these dead aliens "audit counseling" or "auditing."

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September 01, 2011, 05:08:29 AM
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Supposedly we all have alien souls trapped in our bodies and that's why we have crime and depression and sickness and all that crap.

That's because Cthulhu killed them all.
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September 01, 2011, 05:22:16 AM
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That's because Cthulhu killed them all.

Well, the Scientologists believe it was Xenu.

Now, supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old...

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September 01, 2011, 12:10:27 PM
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Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.
How would that work? You contribute and they give you only printed propaganda in return?
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September 01, 2011, 06:26:25 PM
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Could someone please link me to the best Scientology pool, my contributions are almost due.
How would that work? You contribute and they give you only printed propaganda in return?

Hey, the measures-nothing-actual gauge in that electropsychometer thingie costs money. Like, ten cents at Digikey. Church gotta eat!

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September 01, 2011, 07:17:58 PM
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That's because Cthulhu killed them all.

Well, the Scientologists believe it was Xenu.

Now, supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old...


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September 01, 2011, 09:08:15 PM
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Do you think Richard Dawkins will join this pool?

y/n

Maybe Sam Harris?

y/n
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September 02, 2011, 01:13:08 AM
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Have you been touched yet??

Oh, please no with the false religions.

I will however mine for Inglip. Inglip Summoned.
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September 03, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
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I see past the Fnord. Do you?

Man where are the Discordians at? That would be a cool pool. Prolly good barbecues too.

Eris > J.R. Dobbs > yer little noodley thing

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September 03, 2011, 01:13:49 PM
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I see past the Fnord. Do you?

Man where are the Discordians at? That would be a cool pool. Prolly good barbecues too.

Eris > J.R. Dobbs > yer little noodley thing

Mind = blown

Cut me some slack...
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