Toddler in police custody because of his swearing diatribe.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/08/us/nebraska-swearing-toddler/

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'Murica at it's fuckin' finest.

[Lethn]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

Now, with a police record, this kid will have a hard time become an OJ Simpson, Dennis Rodman, Michael Vick, Dr. Dre, Ike Turner, or Michael Richards.

[hilariousandco]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

Happens all over the world, not just in America. Shame they abused their kid in such a way. What future would this chap have had he been not taken away from them? Maybe the damage has already been done though? Saddening either way.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

Happens all over the world, not just in America. Shame they abused their kid in such a way. What future would this chap have had he been not taken away from them? Maybe the damage has already been done though? Saddening either way.

But, there's still hope that he'll grow up to be a translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

[hilariousandco]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

Happens all over the world, not just in America. Shame they abused their kid in such a way. What future would this chap have had he been not taken away from them? Maybe the damage has already been done though? Saddening either way.

But, there's still hope that he'll grow up to be a translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

He'll probably grow up to be this translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DxGoIVUWo

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sadly America is doing a great job at exporting this kind of stupidity across the world, I'm afraid this is nothing new but it does piss me off, just because somebody says something you find offensive doesn't give you the right to arrest them or ban them from saying it and if you do think that you're a fucking tyrant, children have no rights.

Happens all over the world, not just in America. Shame they abused their kid in such a way. What future would this chap have had he been not taken away from them? Maybe the damage has already been done though? Saddening either way.

But, there's still hope that he'll grow up to be a translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s

He'll probably grow up to be this translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-DxGoIVUWo

Good news! The toddler's girlfriend (linked) is tryin' to bail him out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql5uI9zUif8

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sadly, I just learnt that the toddler's dog is going to be euthanized: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV289oN7dKU

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Sadly, I just learnt that the toddler's dog is going to be euthanized: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV289oN7dKU

How do you manage to find videos with above 400 views and actually relating to the topic?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Sadly, I just learnt that the toddler's dog is going to be euthanized: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV289oN7dKU

How do you manage to find videos with above 400 views and actually relating to the topic?

I think you meant without, not with.

To answer your question: I'm TMIBTCITW!

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/10/us/nebraska-swearing-toddler/

"He was wrong for doing that ... posting the video up and getting us into this situation," she said. "Everybody that thinks I'm a bad mother, I'm not. I'm a good mother to my son. I teach him a lot. He's very smart."

Great! Maybe he'll grow up to be a universal translator for some alien race.


We smarter than 5th graders.