Why do all this just to join a forum. Don't you hate it!

[CornedBeefHash]

Post anything you want to here to bring up your post count and waste time. Nothing is off topic. If you need to be in prison may as well make it fun.

Keep refreshing the page and pay attention to the line up there   that lists your "Total Time Logged In:

You need that to go over 4 hours and have posted enough to get into the other parts of the forum.

You can only post in the Newbie and Local sub-forums till you have made one post and waited 4 hours. This post must be substantial: at least several sentences. The other two restrictions are you need 1 post to be able to send a PM and 10 posts to put a link in your sig.  You can only post once every 360 seconds to start and there are a few other things that trigger this timer such as logging in and searching.

Whitelisting works too. If you have a good idea to present you can request to be whitelisted and gain immediate access to the forum.

Also, this is not an altcoin forum! Don't expect to be well received if you go into any part of the forum other than HERE and start discussing altcoinz.

Please read this this right away. When you get to the end there is a lot of wild XXX porn links!

[CornedBeefHash]

Reserved for something truly disgusting at a later time.

[ycsi]

Okay, here it goes...

Just killin' time here (or logging it  )

BTW, how's time tracked here, I've logged in more than 4 hours ago, and the total logged time shows 1 hour and 2 minutes. Am I missing something?

[analytics]

Thanks for this.

Being in jail is painful.  I appreciate your efforts to help other newbies.

[choose_username]

Wow such a waste of your precious time, having to make 1 post and leave your pc on for 4 hours. Much waste, such tragedy, wow.

[QuestionAuthority]

Okay, here it goes...

Just killin' time here (or logging it  )

BTW, how's time tracked here, I've logged in more than 4 hours ago, and the total logged time shows 1 hour and 2 minutes. Am I missing something?

Being just logged in doesn't count. Read the OP. You need to keep refreshing the page for it to be counted. Sitting with a browser window open doesn't count.

[n0m4dc01n]

+1

[CornedBeefHash]

+1

I know that's popular to do at other forums. But don't just +1 here because it pisses off the wet pants mods. Better to call somebody a fucker and stay on topic than to +1. Just a friendly word of advice. 

[Cryptomancer]

+1

I know that's popular to do at other forums. But don't just +1 here because it pisses off the wet pants mods. Better to call somebody a fucker and stay on topic than to +1. Just a friendly word of advice. 

+2

[QuestionAuthority]

+1

I know that's popular to do at other forums. But don't just +1 here because it pisses off the wet pants mods. Better to call somebody a fucker and stay on topic than to +1. Just a friendly word of advice. 

+2

ROFL

[ZeppelinPL]

Personaly i dont get this attitude, but ok, your forum , your rules.

Regards.

[Sancho]

Good idea - but frustrating.

[CornedBeefHash]

Personaly i dont get this attitude, but ok, your forum , your rules.

Regards.

It cuts down on the need for housekeeping. Bots and fuckheads troll forums constantly. Mods have to work harder to delete those posts.

I lay face down in this pillow every night.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/128/d/4/Butt_Cheeks_Pillow_by_DeadBackpacks.jpg

[Caiapfas]

If you love crypto I find it easy to find shit to post about and then your activity also goes up.

I love reading and learning here

[QuestionAuthority]

Personaly i dont get this attitude, but ok, your forum , your rules.

Regards.

It cuts down on the need for housekeeping. Bots and fuckheads troll forums constantly. Mods have to work harder to delete those posts.

I lay face down in this pillow every night.

this is another trick that helps people read posts easier and cut down on the clutter when viewing a thread.

When you post an image link using "[img]http://image link[/img"] try adjusting the size by using "[img width=300]http://image link[/img"]. Images that are too large take up too much space and the conversation gets lost among the giant images.

[Chamrox]

Is it 4 hours logged in time, or 4 hours real life time from your first post? Cause if it's 4 hours from your first post, it's not working.

[bitcoinbtcm]

This thread had absolutely no topic at all. I hope to learn more about gaining Coins. And i need to regain access to my multibit wallet.

[QuestionAuthority]

I know that's popular to do at other forums. But don't just +1 here because it pisses off the wet pants mods. Better to call somebody a fucker and stay on topic than to +1. Just a friendly word of advice.  

ROFL

My brain hurts.

I've been waiting for you Holliday. lol 

[CornedBeefHash]

Everyone that comes here is so intent on joining the community that they forget this is a school. You are here to learn about Bitcoin or those other crypto things. If you spent at least part of your 4 hours reading the sticky threads at the top of each sub forum you would look better when you start threads of your own because you would be less likely to ask a question that's been answered a thousand times before.

[QuestionAuthority]

Is it 4 hours logged in time, or 4 hours real life time from your first post? Cause if it's 4 hours from your first post, it's not working.

It's 4 hours of active time. Refreshing pages, clicking between pages and searching for info make the clock tick forward. Go read a sticky and look at your time when you start and finish. You will see a difference.