What is the most awkward thing to say in an elevator?

[PeterCarlos]

If you’re familiar with DragonCon, you may know about the long wait for elevators, particularly at the Hyatt.

[kadilo]

Bitcoin will be $ 1000. This is the strangest thing to say 

[Rimcoin]

maybe to say I want to vomit

[shamc]

Ask "is there a toilet in this elevator, cos i really need to go"    After they answer, mention it's a number two 

[doyouslide]

say sorry after fart in elevator.

Experienced something like this, this is hilarious

[w5110815]

I can not hold it any more. please open the door. 

[dejepecat]

To Infinity and beyond!