My conclusion is that yes, you are a troll.
That's a pretty short sighted conclusion if you'd actually bother to read back through his post history. I'm amazed that any of you are surprised when Bitrebel's been posting his conspiracy theory bullshit for several months now.
Bitcoins are a collaborative effort on the part of Jesse Ventura, Ron Paul, Alex Jones, Gerald Celente, Bob Chapman, and Terry Anderson to break the back of the Federal Reserve. This money is used to fund the revolution against the Illuminati.
Bitcoin Exchanges are created by the Illuminati to attempt to profit off the use of bitcoins by revolutionaries and use that money to fund propaganda campaigns against bitcoins.
Both parties finance the DDos attacks, in order to try to take control over the propaganda.
Both parties spread stories to sensationalize bitcoins.
The Masons and Vatican were both large consumers of bitcoins in the early days. Both factions attempted to liquidate at the same time, causing a price deflation overnight.
A right wing christian militia group bought the bitcoins as they went down in value and then sold them as they increased in value and are now poised to break away from the US and start their own country with guns, bombs and bitcoins.
I was not supposed to say anything.
So you take well composed joke, and use that to try to make me look ultra paranoid or something? What's the motive or point?