tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 09:41:17 AM |
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tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 09:44:22 AM |
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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said: Dear Lord, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
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nagatlakshmi
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January 18, 2014, 09:48:00 AM |
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A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?" 4Npf8ptiq4Zgkyop4Yru3qWN1dCUF6jqwJ
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Speaker
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January 18, 2014, 09:52:09 AM |
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tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 09:53:43 AM |
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A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."
"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he said.
"there must be some mistake." "I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."
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oscar5
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January 18, 2014, 09:54:22 AM |
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I sold 350 BTC, when BTC was 100$
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allmycoins
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January 18, 2014, 09:55:42 AM |
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"I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13."
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bullus
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January 18, 2014, 09:56:03 AM |
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btc 16LWhms487bzCxQWq5oeW8SMDPmU2rvQjf
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tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 09:56:20 AM |
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Is this DOGE??? 4JGodqBQskNFWyP475R8at8iLYFDadxS46
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hoian0809
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January 18, 2014, 09:58:17 AM |
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I ❤ www.LuckyB.it!
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January 18, 2014, 10:02:28 AM |
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tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 10:03:48 AM |
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hasar
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January 18, 2014, 10:04:10 AM |
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Hillary comes in. Bill goes limp.
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I AM A DNOTES FANS THE COIN ABOVE ALL OTHERS.
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nagatlakshmi
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January 18, 2014, 10:04:36 AM |
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Is this DOGE??? 4JGodqBQskNFWyP475R8at8iLYFDadxS46Good One
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tadakaluri
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January 18, 2014, 10:10:56 AM Last edit: January 18, 2014, 10:58:22 AM by tadakaluri |
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Boy: Your teath are like the stars!
Girl: Awww...... thanks. Are they that much Pretty?
Boy: No, far away from each other.
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petermike
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January 18, 2014, 10:14:21 AM |
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Ziyyal
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January 18, 2014, 10:17:54 AM |
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A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.
"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."
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