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January 18, 2014, 03:23:50 PM |
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OK here is my attempt... This is a true story that happened just yesterday...i'm on the phone to a car scrap yard looking for a part for my motor. The thing should of cost £10 Max...Anyway the guy on the phone, quotes me £25. so I say OK ill get back to you.....I put the phone down and then proceed to slag this guy off for the exorbitant price hes just quoted me... ripping sod this, robbing sod that. This went on for about 20secons. Then all I can here is HELLO, HELLO.... too my horror I’d only not hung up the phone. This guy was on the other end lessening to me ...I picked the phone up we had a laugh about it. With him saying in the end OK how much do you want to pay . I said £15 deal was done.......Buy it was a little embarrassing.....  4YnpkGjrsS2k1m72x42a8GBEbNcMaYsj61 |
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January 18, 2014, 03:29:05 PM |
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January 18, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
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Here's a joke, with apologies to the opposite sex... "Hello ladies!" said the blind man, as he walked past the fish market.  4G2QXWN7DXEZoTa9TKmeknCeuLazXNvcW1 |
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Zombie123
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January 18, 2014, 03:33:05 PM |
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Hendo: 420
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Section No. 420 of Indian Penal Code (IPC) deals with crimes such as cheating, frauds, etc. It is because in India 420 terms has been associated with frauds. Char sau beesi which means doing fruad has become an idiom in India.
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January 18, 2014, 04:39:57 PM |
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THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY NOTNULL HAS FUCKING PROVIDED A FUCKING FUCK POOL FOR FUCK COIN! fc.notnull.orgSTRATUM: stratum+tcp://fuckpool.notnull.org PORT: 6969 Username: Weblogin.Worker Password: Worker Password Come get your fuck on |
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sameev29
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January 18, 2014, 06:42:05 PM |
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One day during my brother's birthday many people came to our house and I had to open the door each time.Each time before opening the door I asked 'who is it'.It happened many times.When everyone left I started cleaning everything and suddenly the land phone started ringing.I went quickly to pick up the phone.When I got close I said 'who is it'.
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January 18, 2014, 09:18:47 PM |
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That was a long video but was pretty funny in parts. The part where he lights the guys paper on fire while he is reading it is quite comical. lol |
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January 18, 2014, 09:33:33 PM |
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What did the one snowman say too the other snowman? Smells like carrots!!!!! I know i know at least it was creative I would loooooooooooooooveeee 42 4ZSRZnU8zvfkS4H2UYeeadYDZjUgstQ2b3 |
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January 18, 2014, 09:47:05 PM |
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GB89
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January 18, 2014, 10:09:13 PM |
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chris190
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January 18, 2014, 10:39:07 PM |
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January 18, 2014, 11:58:46 PM |
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 made me laugh! 4RKNsGQhmoTo4x3Wo42wL48WxkQuF5SkXW thanks |
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January 19, 2014, 12:41:39 AM |
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Trolling for way to long to get a really good laugh from a forum, jump on a plane next weekend come out here, I will pick up a bottle of GG and we can both get a good laugh before the last shot.
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Send me a message if you need me to respond to a post, or just send me some $ADA in an amount that will get my attention = addr1qx7g7vzjtk9mcljxjy0vnewaljk33m67d227d95rsak8mmjdq5erwjygc05l6vftwdzy9qd3t4 9spl5kw5k6684gfawqw9r87w
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January 19, 2014, 12:41:44 AM |
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My attempt
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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sameev29
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January 19, 2014, 01:28:15 AM |
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One day traffic light was broken on the streets and the traffic policeman had to move his hands to show signals to the vehicles simultaneously.A kind was passing by with his mother.The kid asked his mother,''hey mom is that man learning to dance?'' Wallet:4VY1DdzyA4s3ocQTcxMZASL3dFEkhiGS95 |
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Ghepetto
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January 19, 2014, 02:32:01 AM |
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.
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January 19, 2014, 02:36:35 AM |
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oldies but goldies what do you call a man in the middle of the ocean? Bob what do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms and no legs screwed   4SFuAZX7ARHhbPPuameYvSVEtM4gtcfPxP thanks |
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