LMAO!
Just might inspire me to launch N^N, a Nth generation crypto.
All features of every other alt coin proposal (colored coins, asset exchange, smart contracts, messaging, yada yada yada).
PLUS:
1. Anticipatory Transactions (yeah, it spends your money BEFORE you even tell it to == BETTER THAN INSTANT)
2. Reverse DDOS protection (yeah, we DDOS those that *try* to DDOS us!)
3. SUPER energy efficient, and microcontroller ready (runs on a 16-bit MSP430 using a Li-Ion coin cell for 3+ years!)
4. NO RELIANCE ON INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS (RFC2549 as transport -- latency not an issue due to point 1)
...
42. Everybody PROFITS
(5-41 will be revealed later)
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