...heads straight to the bartender, and says, "I need 10 shots of your hardest stuff NOW!"
Bartender says, "Whoa, sure, here you go," as he quickly pours 10 shots.
Man ploughs through the 10 shots in less than 30 seconds.
"Whoa, you drank those fast," says the bartender.
"You'd drink them that fast too if you had what I have."
"Oh my God, what do you have?"
"Bitcoins. Only Bitcoins.
"
Fixed.