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January 20, 2014, 12:53:39 PM
Last edit: January 21, 2014, 02:42:52 AM by bitpop
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Seems revolutionary, even includes sanitary glove

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00B0RX6YY/


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January 20, 2014, 12:57:30 PM
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It's a freakin' hair styler, dumbass. Cheesy

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January 20, 2014, 01:08:45 PM
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It's a freakin' hair styler, dumbass. Cheesy

Lol wahtt

They obviously know what it looks like

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January 20, 2014, 01:26:39 PM
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A butt plug for what? A giraffe? Looks more like a dildo than a buttplug.

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January 20, 2014, 01:27:26 PM
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A butt plug for what? A giraffe? Looks more like a dildo than a buttplug.

I meant anal beads

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January 20, 2014, 04:35:49 PM
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Hahaha, lemme guess, have you watched the film "Bruno", that's why you instantly associated that hair styler as something that you can insert in your butt?  Grin In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner and a blow drier if I remember correctly to dry up their pubic hair.  Grin
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January 20, 2014, 04:36:35 PM
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Hahaha, lemme guess, have you watched the film "Bruno", that's why you instantly associated that hair styler as something that you can insert in your butt?  Grin In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner to dry up their pubic hair.  Grin

I saw the movie but don't remember that lol

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January 20, 2014, 06:11:16 PM
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okay, that's a hair styler not an electronic butt plug Cheesy
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug? Cheesy

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January 20, 2014, 06:17:37 PM
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okay, that's a hair styler not an electronic butt plug Cheesy
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug? Cheesy

+1

Good point! They're cheaper on Overstock and...wait for it...they accept bitcoins.
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January 21, 2014, 02:41:31 AM
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*vomits*


WTF is that?
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January 21, 2014, 02:52:07 AM
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My first thought when I saw the thread title was "at least it's not a used electronic butt plug". Now, I'm thinking "why the Hell do you assume that any random shaft-like object should be inserted into your butt?" Protip: Only insert objects into your butt if they are properly designed anal sex toys or medical appliances. Doing so will reduce the chance of ER staff laughing at you by 98%.

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January 21, 2014, 02:57:33 AM
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My first thought when I saw the thread title was "at least it's not a used electronic butt plug". Now, I'm thinking "why the Hell do you assume that any random shaft-like object should be inserted into your butt?" Protip: Only insert objects into your butt if they are properly designed anal sex toys or medical appliances. Doing so will reduce the chance of ER staff laughing at you by 98%.

Prude, open up a little bit. I'll take care of the rest Wink

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January 21, 2014, 04:30:50 AM
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sanitary glove

Well, so long as you're having clean fun.

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