Deadly Gummy Bears Beware

[Ghepetto]

I laughed so hard I was crying and could not breathe, read the reviews on this product, it is EPIC.


http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

[gogxmagog]

vice.com just did an article on this. the reporter ate about 50 and was on the throne all night with the trots. lol. he even posted an audio clip...ewwww.

[Lethn]

The place: BMO Harris Bradley Center
The event: Bucks VS Spurs
The snack: Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears made by Haribo

This one in particular had me in hysterics

[Haidang1796]

Dude it's fckin hilarious as hell

[Ghepetto]

I'm still laughing about it a day later 

[sakkosekk]

LOL

[OnkelPaul]

When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought!

Onkel Paul

[MakeBelieve]

I'm at that horrible side of the internet again.

[The Goat Master]

When amazon adds a bitcoin payment option you will be able to buy guns, drugs and sugar-free gummy bears with our favorite currency! What a thought!

Onkel Paul

For now we have to buy gift cards with Bitcoins

[Ghepetto]

Bump for epic comedy

[The Goat Master]

I laughed so hard I was crying and could not breathe, read the reviews on this product, it is EPIC.


http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

Great gift for each and every one of our congressional representatives.

We must show our gratitude!

[blacksails]

Lol, what the fuck does these contain?

[Bitbuy]

yes, serious anti-depression thread 

Found a real gem by a guy named Darius Hamilton III....

Small extract:

Stupidly attractive mail lady enters, sees me standing there with no pants, a wife beater, Sperry’s, and a 5 pound bag of Haribo. She drops everything and says “let’s make sugar love” we go at it right there in the mail room. Stank and gummy bears are flying everywhere, peoples packages and letters are getting thrashed, she says it turns her on. The elderly Hispanic janitor walks in. We don’t care, go even harder. He whips out a sax and covers George Michael, it weirds me out but I roll with it.

Seriously read the whole thing, just amazing 

http://www.amazon.com/review/R2RFGSJ2J1WEFG/ref=cm_cr_pr_perm?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000EVQWKC&linkCode=&nodeID=&tag=

[yatsey87]

Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

[hilariousandco]

Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

[atc1]

Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush?

[hilariousandco]

Didn't find any of these funny at all, but do they really give you the shits? Have they replaced the sugar with something that has a laxative effect. I hate all the crap they try replace sugar with. Tastes horrible.

Yeah, a quick google search suggests that they've replaced it with Lycasin, which does indeed give you the shits. I hate all those artificial sweeteners too.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/01/whats-in-those-haribo-gummy-bears/283162/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

So cheap laxatives with the added bonus of a sugar rush?

Not quite as they replaced the sugar with the Lycasin.

[apsvinet]

This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..

[OnkelPaul]

This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..

Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two...

Onkel Paul

[apsvinet]

This might be the best thing I've read. Perhaps a good idea to get some incase your unwanted guests don't want to leave..

Are you sure they'll want to leave once the treats become effective? After all, unlike their car your house has a bathroom or two...

Onkel Paul

I suppose that's true, altho I was thinking more about the pain and aches described in the reviews as a punishment for being a guest who wears out his welcome.