[GIVEAWAY] [NUTs] Giving away 200,000 Nuts :D

[TheLAWNoob]

To enter this give-away, you must post your nut address, a joke, and a request to add Nut coins onto more exchanges such as https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/home

First place gets 100,000 nuts, second place 50,000 nuts, third place 25,000 nuts.
There will be five runner up prizes, 5000 nuts each.

Mine Nut coins, GO NUTS OR GO HOME

Winners will be announced after 42 posts.

Exchange: http://freshmarket.co.in/index.php?page=trade&market=115
Pool: http://nut.bitember.com/

Website: http://www.nutcoin.com/
Sources: https://github.com/dmx374/nutcoin
MacOSX Wallet: http://www.nutcoin.com/static/downloads/Nutcoin-Qt-MacOSX-10.8-70004.dmg (10.8+)
Windows Wallet: http://www.nutcoin.com/static/downloads/Nutcoin-Qt_Windows.zip
Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/nutcoin
BlockChain: http://www.nutchain.info/

Here's my address, accepting donations  
NTCVCzY5XnbQyq1Wrs7xt8ZUXvBnfzm61u

[kaimyu]

Nc92QEaiRJuUUQG3gEmyfzcx4fTsut3QTK

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74241

 Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts. hahahhahaha, I'll stop XD

[ficuong9009]

-My mother never liked any of my girlfriends. Last week I invited my latest girlfriend home. She looked like my mother, talked like my mother and even dressed like her.
-What did your mother think of her?
-She liked her a lot.
-Well, that's the end of your problems!
-Not quite. My father didn't like her!!!!

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74243
NPu3bTzCaUzV8FoniZRbocuJ1yCjL7DS98
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[Xubu]

Hello,

I just did a request for adding NUT to cryptsy : https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74242

My wallets address for the lottery : NZCYnwRN2WNYDb5cP6grGTA2ASg1qgZQdp

Joke :

Anna and Paul watching television at the sofa. Paul cracks a bag of nuts.

Anna asks : "Paul, can i taste a nut please?"
Paul says : "Yes you can here you have 1."
Anna says : "Do i only get 1 nut from you?"
Paul says : "Yes, they all taste the same".

Whoehahaha.

Thanks.

[natemao]

NNxojXnsNeHX5QALMEQoP3RQWbztjziZEQ
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https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74244
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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."
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[949miner]

My wallet NQKNNCJr4pDQyGNyBzy1mL61gyL7kJ5jjA 

Posted up at Cryptsy https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/2

CHIN NUTS
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Wallnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chest nuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?

Had to go for the Rated PG version lol

Thank you for the contest and spreading the coins around

[Sergis27]

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212419

There’s two fish in a tank, and one says ”How do you drive this thing?”
 

NQSw8313bfqeXPx9Xu8vedQGZP8CByKRNH

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[hasar]

Why did God create economists?
To make weathermen look good!

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/tickets/79729

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NUtsZHDpSntY8S8gRcSbNMyfDgAiUEZ7mG

[ipsum100]

voted and commented

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212455


My mother in law is an angel!
what luck! mine still lives

 

NTpXRHMLSXwjpXj3D3dkdYr7oA3nKwkbGj

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[mikaljan]

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212456

NWQDTm4dPuBCy8EBJgdWRGxAQJLNpb7DUX

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[karrybiz]

my wallet:  NNTyGPmmFid6dikVWxA3E4F6oSUCNZxmnv



Posted up at Cryptsy https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/2  

Right and Wrong

Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."

[templebar]

cryptsy@ templebar
Nj7KgirCEhRRUUxcVJ8oTRPauiHP4JQGw5

A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts.

The guy says, "No, ma'am."

She says, "Well, do you have any dates?"

And he says, "Ma'am, if I don't have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?"

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[gobpaul]

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212468


NNJB9VrAHPNm7ixgbzZRye75x3gXZds78e

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[Santi1972]

Santiago del Aflonso

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212480

- Honey, give me the baby.
- Wait till you cry.
- A cry?. Why?
- Why not find it!!!

 

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[wwtree]

NXJmX2o9NWq9EEMN9vWrSuAzANgbA1axmA

ticket created:
https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/tickets/79743



Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

[hsz]

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/62933/page/last#post-212492
like and post on cryptsy,nickname:adam

NipR7qhBq6D3xvk8nwZCJ98x8kbYCUrWHY
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[bitideas]

Liked and commented on Cryptsy: bitideas
https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74241/page/last#post-212498

Nutcoin addy: NRYBjrQYpiXmze8Zwhiz99QCkhnibR1wFP

Joke:

It was Spring and an old man wanted to dig his tomato garden, but he just didn't have the strength. His only son, who had always helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son:

Dear Vincent,
It looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If only you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,
DO NOT DIG UP THAT GARDEN! That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man's house with Bobcats and dug up the entire area. However, they didn't find any bodies, so they apologized to the old man and left.
The next day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant your tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie

[Ribhu]

https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/74241/page/last#post-212510

-A man comes to a job interview with a complete curriculum ... the HR says: 'I'm impressed with all the knowledge that you are .. Do you speak fluent English?
- Oui!
-But that's French!
- Ah! , Well, I point it too!

 

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