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January 29, 2014, 03:42:21 AM Last edit: February 09, 2014, 12:17:30 AM by Pussymaker |
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Hey people, I am a 25 year old Physicist from germany so please forgive me my bad english. My friend and I want to release a new product for your pleasure, for this I may need your support. We want to build a Hands Free Masturbation Device which moans in a variable speed. You can upload new moans into the device so you won't have to hear the same girl twice ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Also it is possible to record moans of your girlfriend so she willl pleasure your dick even she is on the other side of the earth. To produce the magical pussy we need approximately 60 btcs. 12 btcs will be reserved for the developement and the 48 btcs will be used for manufactering. It will be sold for a price of approximately 35$. Everyone who donate us more than 0.035 Btcs are going to get the first batch for free BUT with a special present. Please pm us your btc address before donating so we can handle this correctly. Now please chose between the possible names of the device. Vote for: BTCs: 1. „Soun(d)gasmus“ 19rmf73X2bvF3G19v9frouh4WD1ZWoCkhi Check here: https://blockchain.info/address/19rmf73X2bvF3G19v9frouh4WD1ZWoCkhi2. „Stereogasmus“ 1KxdjWPocH2hjBqvxRJ4vBesLH5EeDPfLp Check here: https://blockchain.info/address/1KxdjWPocH2hjBqvxRJ4vBesLH5EeDPfLpBetter Ideas for the name? Please tell us http://abload.de/img/pmakermpu0i.jpgUPDATE: http://abload.de/img/1o9u1s.jpghttp://abload.de/img/2_nleuq5.jpghttp://abload.de/img/3_n2oubl.jpg
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January 29, 2014, 04:00:09 AM |
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omg ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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January 29, 2014, 05:49:54 AM |
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Um, I'm no expert on male masturbation devices, but how exactly is it "hands free"? Wouldn't that require, like, a tripod or something? ![Huh](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/huh.gif)
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January 29, 2014, 05:50:56 AM |
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New generation scam? "vote"
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January 29, 2014, 06:07:48 AM |
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We want to build a Hands Free Masturbation Device which moans in a variable speed. Quit reading here so that I could read it five more times. Sizes? Colors? Can the variable speeds be set to random? Price point? Can I get one that smells like a... ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nettiapaja.net%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F03%2FHop-ups.gif&t=665&c=5I_JXYx_YgXh0A)
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January 29, 2014, 07:21:51 AM |
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January 29, 2014, 07:25:07 AM |
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I'm sure the variable moaning speed will be based on user performance. Also, unsatisfactory performance will elicit random disparaging comments in your choice of English or German. (But if you order now, you'll receive the French language add-on absolutely free!) ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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January 29, 2014, 10:48:45 AM |
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Does it need one? Title's a bit of a giveaway anyway.
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January 29, 2014, 12:17:10 PM |
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Our device features audio functionality not seen in any of those devices, at least I have not found one.
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January 29, 2014, 12:25:06 PM |
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Damn, what a sophisticated piece of engineering. And just 60 BTC. We should consider buying it. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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January 29, 2014, 12:28:24 PM |
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hate to tell it to ya, but you've been beaten: www.somjapan.com(who else ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) )
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January 29, 2014, 12:31:21 PM |
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My device wont be that big. It should be a handy device. Look what monster devices they are selling. http://www.somjapan.com/som.html
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January 29, 2014, 12:42:00 PM |
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And where are the sounds/moans? ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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January 29, 2014, 01:30:50 PM |
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ok you win, no sounds...but they do have the soothing image of a carp! that should account for something, no?
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January 29, 2014, 04:52:32 PM |
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A prototype for demo purposes should not need this amount of BTC poured in it.
There is no detail in the description either.
In other news:
Give me 5000BTC and I will make you a robotic sex slave that looks just like a real woman.
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Syscoin has the best of Bitcoin and Ethereum in one place, it's merge mined with Bitcoin so it is plugged into Bitcoin's ecosystem and takes full advantage of it's POW while rewarding Bitcoin miners with Syscoin
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January 29, 2014, 04:53:32 PM |
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That is such a bad planning, It should be much more detailed,
My scam sensor is buzzing
As I have seen there is an interest my friend is going to a 3d modeler who will make us a concept model. This should not take more than 7 days. If you have any concerns you can wait for the model arrive. For the production I know few manufactors in east china where I let made custom mobile phone porches. They are also able to build technical products as long it is not a high tech product. I will release a more understandable plan with the 3d model.
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January 29, 2014, 04:56:02 PM |
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Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.
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Syscoin has the best of Bitcoin and Ethereum in one place, it's merge mined with Bitcoin so it is plugged into Bitcoin's ecosystem and takes full advantage of it's POW while rewarding Bitcoin miners with Syscoin
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January 29, 2014, 04:59:51 PM |
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Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.
Ofcourse you can turn off the sound.
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January 30, 2014, 02:25:06 AM |
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Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.
Ofcourse you can turn off the sound. Or use headphones. This thing needs a headphone jack. Which I promise not to plug into a 500W amplifier pointed at my neighbour's house. ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for bitcoins: 1K6d1EviQKX3SVKjPYmJGyWBb1avbmCFM4I am not on the scammers' paradise known as Telegram! Do not believe anyone claiming to be me off-forum without a signed message from the above address! Accept no excuses and make no exceptions!
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