🔥 [ANN] YuTü.Co.in Pre-ICO - Re-monetizing YouTubers via Crypto-commodities 🔥

[YuTü.Co.in]

EDIT: A week has been added before the start of our ICO, thus September 15th will be the start of our ICO.

EDIT: Bounty Hunters, visit our lucrative Bounty Campaign --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4968236.0

YuTü.Co.in Pre-ICO
(click for Pre-ICO Specifics below the fold)

(click to take advantage of the Super Duper Supporter Bonus - ONLY 1 Available)




YuTü.Co.in: Re-Monetizing YouTubers
Through Crypto-Commoditization




Welcome to YuTü.Co.in!

Pre-ICO Specifics

Whitelisted Thread (extremely lucrative)

Pre-ICO Purchase Page

Bounty Campaigns

Project Website

Original Website
(to be revamped for Beta launch)

Official YuTü.Co.in Thread

White Paper

Press Release

Benefits

YouTube

Facebook

Twitter

Telegram

Bruno Kucinskas Interview
(founder and acting CEO)

Wyoming Subchapter S Corporation


Visit our official discussion thread if you have any questions regarding YuTü.Co.in.

      What We're All About

Our goal is to bring back money to YouTubers lost by recent monetization policy changes on the YouTube Partner Program giving rise to the Adpocalypse, accomplished in the form of YouTubers’ own crypto-commodities pegged to their channel brands. A crypto-commodity, called a yAltcoin, can have its individual Ticker Symbol (TicSym) stylized to reflex the YouTube channel brand, its shares (yaltz) tradeable for an Ethereum token, YuTüCoin (YTC), having real-world value.

Our platform and in-house exchange, YTC-Sox, will be used to let YouTubers communicate with their fan base, allowing them to “invest” in their favorite YouTube channels, directly supporting YouTubers without having to split their contribution with a corporate 3rd party. YuTü.Co.in offers free registration for anybody, never charging a membership fee, and is open to all channel managers that meet our minimum registration requirements.

In addition, YuTü.Co.in provides YouTubers with their own fully-customizable page on our site which they can use to sell merchandise, post non-YouTube hosted videos and promote their channel brands. By bringing blockchain-based decentralization to the process of video monetization, we’re helping to re-empower content creators who would like to earn extra income for work they are already doing.

At the same time, we’re offering a potential investment opportunity to YouTube channel fans, crypto enthusiasts and hodlers alike, as the open market nature of our exchange allows the value of YouTuber yaltz to optimistically moon.

For more information, please read our white paper.

Honesty, accountability, integrity and fairness are the foundational principles on which YuTü.Co.in is built.

      Benefits for Channel Owners

- Independent Tokens for each Channel Owner: Your YouTube channel is crypto-commoditized and sold as shares to your fan base, invested supporters and users of the platform.

- Integration with Video-Sharing Sites: You do not have to upload directly to the platform, you can share linked content with your subscriber base.

- You Own Your Content: Upload your content on YouTube and elsewhere as we offer our resources to you pro-bono. We help you earn more money and enhance your brand while you concentrate on making awesome videos.

- Zero Fees: YouTubers registers as Lynspinz incur zero fees when using any of YuTü.Co.in's platform features.

      Benefits for Investors

- Access to exclusive content from your favorite YouTubers.
- User-friendly - no previous experience required.
- Receive crypto-commoditized shares representing your support for YouTubers.
- Shares can be purchased directly from YouTubers, or purchased and sold on our exchange. Participating YouTubers will be more inclined to advance their channel brands to appease shareholders. This, in turn, will increase token prices, of which they themselves own and continue to automatically garner.
- Shop on the go - platform features soon to be available for mobile devices.
- Voting rights. As shareholders, fans will have voting rights on any initiatives put forth by corresponding YouTubers.

The only ICO to be Phinnaeus Gage-approved!

     Who We Are

YuTü.Co.in is the brainchild of everybody's favorite anti-scammer and BitcoinTalk forum legend, Bruno Kucisnkas. You may know him better by his forum screen names Phinnaeus Gage, Gleb Gamow and YuTü.Co.in. In 2015, Bruno saw how the process of YouTube monetization could be improved through the decentralized nature of cryptocurrency, giving YouTubers a bit more freedom and control over income generated by their channel content. Through a brand new approach to YouTuber funding called "crypto-commoditization," Bruno developed a system that could not only bring in a new stream of revenue for content creators but give their fans an opportunity to invest in their channel brand as well.

For info about the lesser, more boring members of our team, click here.

     ICO Specifics

In order to fund development of the YuTü.Co.in platform, we are offering 80% of the total supply of our own ERC20-compliant token, YuTüCoin (YTC), during the Pre-ICO and ICO funding rounds. Our native currency, YTC, will be used as the primary means to facilitate trading shares (yaltz) of crypto-commodities (yAltcoins / yALTs) pegged to YouTube channels on our proprietary exchange, YTC-Sox, each with their own Ticker Symbol (TicSym).

      Pre-ICO: In progress, ending when ICO begins (follow link)

      ICO Start Date: September 15, 2018

      ICO End Date: October 15, 2018

      Soft Cap: $1 million
      Hard Cap: $10 million

Project will still proceed "on life support mode" if soft cap is not met.

      YuTüCoin (YTC) Ethereum Contract

      Total tokens created: 250,000,000 (250M)

      Token Symbol: YTC

Token Sales Schedule

      Pre-ICO: 100 Million YTC - $0.05/YTC (follow link)

      Phase I (2 weeks): 20 million YTC - $0.10/YTC

      Phase II (1 week): 30 million YTC - $0.15/YTC

      Phase III (1 week): 50 million YTC - $0.20/YTC

Coins accepted for payment: BTC, ETH

Minimum Purchase: 0.1 ETH

Funds will be held in multisignature wallets and under the control of a verifiable escrow team.

ICO will automatically end if hard cap is met irrespective of ICO end date.

All tokens not sold upon conclusion of the ICO will be burned, sending them to an Ethereum address to which the private keys are provably unknown.

YTC Token Distribution

      200 Million - Open Sale
      25 Million - Team and Advisors
      17.5 Million - Pool for onboarding YouTubers as Lynzpinz
      7.5 Million - Bounty Campaigns

ICO Funds Distribution   

      Marketing / Promotion - 17%
      Exchange Development & Maintenance - 15%
      Cryptography Development   - 15%
      Staff & Management - 15%
      Legal - 15%
      Website Development & Hosting - 13%
      YuTübopolis, Inc. Reserve - 10%

For more information on the YuTü.Co.in ICO, please visit our website.

For more information on the specifics of our project, please read our white paper.

     Pre-ICO Specifics

Dedicated BTC Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  13hGh2XsXHySvDyCkzVSGh3bw6xGP18Bq6
Dedicated ETH Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  0xa3ebE8EBC091DB907c0D9D04d861F0575f158163
Dedicated BCH Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  qqwcmlxthu8jhm9wmc9ll8nwtc7zc69avsr5mppf8d

About PAQs

A PAQ is a virtual miner/hasher capable of mining/hashing (dowzing) yAltcoin yaltz exactly every two minutes, with ALL TxIDs viewable on a tamper-resistant public-facing Permissioned Blockchain. ONLY 100 PAQs max will be able to dowze any particular yAltcoin pegged to a YouTuber's channel at a time.

ONLY 10,000 YouTube channels (of YouTubers recognized as Lynspinz on our platform) will be indexed, equating to one million PAQs allocated. During the Pre-ICO, PAQs will be offered at $10 each, never to be sold over $500/per (down the pike), albeit PAQ owners may offer their precious to the tune of thousands each on or off our site, especially for PAQs having lower ID numbers.

FOLLOW THIS LINK if desiring to procure PAQs with low ID numbers at $10/per. Those owning low ID numbered PAQs will have an advantage over owners of high ID numbered PAQs when it comes time to get in queue for the ONLY 100 PAQ positions to dowze each yAltcoin pegged to renowned YouTube channels in ensuring an optimal ROI.

Pricing for PAQs will increase by $25 for every lot of 10K PAQs allocated, eventually peaking at $500 per PAQ.

      Bonuses

Early Supporter Bonuses:

• For every 10 PAQs purchased, one additional PAQ is rewarded. In essence, a 10% premium.
• For the first ten purchasers, the amount of PAQs obtained will be multiplied by four when purchasing lots of 10 PAQs. Thus, for $100, you’ll receive 40 PAQs.
• For the next ten subsequent purchasers, the amount of PAQs obtained will be multiplied by three when purchasing lots of 10 PAQs. Thus, for $100, you’ll receive 30 PAQs.
• For the next ten subsequent purchasers, the amount of PAQs obtained will be multiplied by two if purchasing lots of 10 PAQs. Thus, for $100, you’ll receive 20 PAQs.

The 10% bonus also applies for the first 30 purchasers, thus 44, 33 and 22 PAQs, respectively, for the examples above.

During our forthcoming ICO, there won't be any offerings as lucrative as the ones outlined for the first 30 supporters during this Pre-ICO, with the same most likely true for subsequent PAQ purchasers enjoying just the 10% premium, and definitely for five supporters taking advantage of the following Super Bonus.

Super Bonus

Available to ONLY 5 supporters, for $500 you'll receive 100 PAQs instead of 44 PAQs if one of the first 10 supporters earning four times their purchase as outlined above. PLUS, in lieu of an addition 10% premium, you'll receive your $500 outlay back no later than at the end of our forthcoming ICO, a compensation not available for other supporters.

We'll leave it to you brainiacs to determine the earning potential of deploying 100 PAQs to dowze yAltcoin yaltz, especially of those pegged to popular and renowned YouTube channels.

Super Supporter Bonus:

The Super Supporter Bonus package is for those willing to spend $1,000, with a 100 PAQ rewardment (bonus) to anybody instrumental in recruiting such a prospect, limited to ten (10) Super Supporters. 500 latches with a wet noodle will be administered to anybody caught referring themselves, leaving gaming of the system to the professionals.

What a Super Supporter will receive for their $1,000 are the yaltz generated exactly every two minutes of the first 200 yAltcoins pegged to YouTube channels. A Super Supporter will also receive an additional 100 PAQs to dowze whatever yAltcoin they deem most advantageous. Thus, 300 PAQs in total.

A field has been added to our Pre-ICO signup page: http://yutu.co.in/pre-ico/.

One (1) Super Duper Supporter Bonus:

For $2,500, one supporter will receive 500 PAQs to dowze any yAltcoin yaltz and having mega bumping abilities when getting in queue for the first time to dowze yaltz of any particular yALT.

PLUS you'll receive 25,000 YTC.

PLUS you'll get their $2,500 returned back to you during the onset of our forthcoming ICO once said amount reaches our coffer.

Only one (1) Super Duper Supporter Bonus is available, with this offering ending once taken advantage of or when the Pre-ICO funding round ends.

Again, a 100 PAQ bonus applies to anybody instrumental in recruiting such a candidate.

One-shoot Been Harmed Bonus:

First conceived here - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3365068.msg39598726#msg39598726 - a bonus of 5 free PAQs will be added to the purchase of 5 PAQs for $50 if you've been scammed by rogue crypto entities. Thus for $50, you'll receive 10 PAQs. This offer is over-and-beyond any subsequent purchases in taking advantage of the lucrative bonuses outlined above.

      YTC Offering

During our Pre-ICO, the YTC (YuTüCoin) token can be purchased for $0.05 each, of which 100 million (100M) will be available. A minimum order of $100 via BTC, ETH or BCH applies during the Pre-ICO. Any user Whitelisted - purchased at least $100 worth of PAQs - will also be able to enjoy a 75% savings during the limited Pre-ICO offering in conjunction with savings for purchases during the ICO as outlined WITHIN. In the event that any of the 100M YTC remain on account after the Pre-ICO, they will be burned.

Payment:

The following crypto addresses will be used when submitting your payment, then head HERE to fill in the appropriate fields:

Dedicated BTC Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  13hGh2XsXHySvDyCkzVSGh3bw6xGP18Bq6
Dedicated ETH Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  0xa3ebE8EBC091DB907c0D9D04d861F0575f158163
Dedicated BCH Wallet Address for Pre-ICO:  qqwcmlxthu8jhm9wmc9ll8nwtc7zc69avsr5mppf8d

YuTü.Co.in et al. nor any of its principals, employees, etc., will own PAQs unless fully declared.

Thanks kindly for taking the time to consider this offering. Please inquire if you have any questions or concerns.

Bruno

[1714164112]

1714164112

[1714164112]

1714164112

[1714164112]

1714164112

[1714164112]

1714164112

[1714164112]

1714164112

[YuTü.Co.in]

Benefits for YouTubers:

ALL YouTubers are welcome to participate in earning off our platform provided they meet the minimal requirements

An adjunct revenue stream augmenting existing payment processors, their channel's reach/ranking dictating how many shares (yaltz) they'll automatically receive exactly every two minutes

A revenue stream replacing funds lost due to payment processors (Google AdSense, Patreon, etc.) barring YouTubers from monetizing channels off their payment platforms for reasons seemingly changing more often than the weather

No cost whatsoever - NOT A SINGLE SATOSHI - to YouTubers recognized as Lynspinz across our platforms

Liquidity is a straightforward process (again, at no cost) via myriad viable cryptocurrencies available 24/7 with zero minimum cashout or hold-time limits when making withdraws

Only YouTubers recognized as Lynspinz on our platform are allowable in becoming affiliates, earning the exact same number of PAQs as YouTubers they influenced in joining YuTü.Co.in

YouTubers will have full access to countless entities (having pro bono dedicated pages on our site) in aiding them to further monetize, and advance their channel brands

YouTubers will have a dedicated page on our platform where they can link to ALL their web presences and merc sites

YouTubers will have the ability to fully interact with their fan base on our forum platform

YouTubers will be able to freely visit our YuTübopolis Center complex, utilizing the facilities/grounds in broadening their respective brands (appointments and channel rankings may apply during peek times and dates)

For mindshare and brand advancement purposes, images of YouTubers or their channel brands can be placed on forthcoming [Visa] debit cards distributed to creators, fans and supporters alike

Trading of yAltcoin shares may one day carryover to some legacy stock exchange in New York or abroad, predicated on YTC-Sox performances and channels' overall growths, saved for the crème de la crème YouTubers

"POPPY has soared another 27% this week after Poppy released yet another video showcasing her saying nothing but 'I'm Poppy' for over 45 minutes. Poppy's millions of fans just can't seem to get enough of Poppy, and that's why POPPY is my YouTube channel stock Pick of the Week."

For clarification, "POPPY is the envisioned TicSym (Ticker Symbol) of the YouTube channel Poppy.

Benefits for YouTubers' Fan Base:

Unlike with Patreon, fans will own shares of their favorite YouTuber channels with no fees incurred by either party, in return, enjoying similar benefits and a whole lot more

YouTubers will be more inclined to advance their channel brands in appeasing their shareholders, in turn, increasing share prices, of which they themselves own and continue to automatically amass exactly every two minutes

Liquidity, or trading shares of one channel's stock for another will be a straightforward process on handhelds et al.

Fans can obtain free shares of their favorite YouTube channels - once YouTubers are recognized as Lynspinz on our platform - via yaltzets by simply providing us their respective email address and subscribing to YouTubers' channels

As shareholders, fans will have voting rights on any initiatives put forth by corresponding YouTubers

Fans will be able to hold court with their favorite YouTubers on our forum platform, not to mention civilly interact with like-minded fans

Futurely, fans will be able to purchase a physical magazine solely dedicated to YouTubers

Fans of YouTubers will enjoy [deep] discounts on their favorite YouTubers' mercs, show tickets, etc.

Benefits for Supporters:

Several ways to make bank off our platforms:

• Trading YuTüCoin (YTC)
• Purchasing PAQs for mining/hashing yAltcoin yaltz or futurely selling lower ID # PAQs for a handsome profit
• Buying and selling yaltz
• Registering a basic YouTube channel so to become an affiliate

Incur zero fees when trading your yaltz on our bespoke exchange - YTC-Sox

Having the ability to βasƙet more than one YuTüStock yaltz in liquidating what may be deemed less attractive to currently hold in one's YuTüFolio

Liquidity, liquidity, liquidity

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

Hello! I am editor from icoholder.com. Your ICO was added to our listing and now is available to investors: https://icoholder.com/en/yut-co-in-22220 You can edit your Page by adding more information about your ICO after verification and also verify team members to improve ranking.  

Thanks, bud. Unfortunately, what's currently presented about YuTü.Co.in looks like shit, of which is no fault of your own or your noble site, the content generated via an RSS feed. It definitely needs editing with first stipulating that we're in Pre-ICO stage, readying for a robust ICO.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

To be clear, we are NOT affiliated with the rogue entity outta Russia named YouTubeCoin --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1960168.0.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

A Super Bonus was just added to the OP. Please read so that you early astute supporters don't miss out.

Once does not need to invest mega bucks so to handsomely ROI with YuTü.Co.in's Pre-ICO. A mere U$100 could be enough to set financial freedom for early supporters for life, with those having deeper pockets exercising the no-risk U$500 package. Take a look-see at the OP and don't be afraid to ask questions or express concerns.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

This thread was moved to here from the Tokens (Altcoins) section because what's presented is NOT an altcoin-like token built on top of other cryptocurrencies, hence this Announcements (Altcoins) section being a better fit.

The former presence was https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4424974.msg39470756#msg39470756.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

I want to publicly thank the first supporter who has yet to publicly declare their participation, hence not disclosing their user name. Proof of payment can be seen by visiting one of the crypto addresses depicted in the OP. Not wanting to state which one, but if you start from the top down, you'll nail which crypto was used extremely quickly. 

Bruno

[Flying Hellfish]

I invested, wasn't the first but maybe the second?

I only invested because it's you PG.  In the 5 years I have been here I still can't figure out if you're BAT SHIT Crazy or a genius    What I have figured out in those 5 years is that I am fully willing to take a gamble on YOU (oh hell now I can't tell if I'm BAT SHIT CRAZY or a fucking genius!!!).

You are one interesting motherfucker!! I am ready to strap in and go for a ride for a few bucks mate!

Looks like I have a bunch more reading to do so thanks also for that!!

Sent you a PM as well with a few questions I hope you will answer for us!

GL

FH

[YuTü.Co.in]

I invested, wasn't the first but maybe the second?

I only invested because it's you PG.  In the 5 years I have been here I still can't figure out if you're BAT SHIT Crazy or a genius    What I have figured out in those 5 years is that I am fully willing to take a gamble on YOU (oh hell now I can't tell if I'm BAT SHIT CRAZY or a fucking genius!!!).

You are one interesting motherfucker!! I am ready to strap in and go for a ride for a few bucks mate!

Looks like I have a bunch more reading to do so thanks also for that!!

Sent you a PM as well with a few questions I hope you will answer for us!

GL

FH

Firstly, thanks for your support, bud, you bat shit crazy genius. Will be replying to your PM diatribe in a bit.

I can easily answers all questions pertaining to YuTü.Co.in since it's my brainchild, even exactly how supporters and YouTubers will be handsomely enriched off our platform. Yes, many years down the pike, it'll be not as easy, yet still relatively doable, to earn a significant ROI, but here's to hoping that early supporters and YouTubers embracing the platform will be on hand in helping later patrons to profit, again, talkin' many years out.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

Another bonus is being added to the OP. See this post - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3365068.msg39598726#msg39598726 - to learn how it was conceived. Spoiler alert: It'll only cost U$50.

Bruno

[mymenace]

Lookin great

Always luv your work.

Happy to invest.

Will be chasing up others to participate.

Looking forward to it.

Woo hoo.

[YuTü.Co.in]

Lookin great

Always luv your work.

Happy to invest.

Will be chasing up others to participate.

Looking forward to it.

Woo hoo.

Lookin' forward to your participation, bud. Meanwhile, revisit where you and I interacted earlier in the year --> https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1173703.msg27360483#msg27360483.

[YuTü.Co.in]

The following is an abbreviated, yet verbatim, PM I received and my reply ...

I took a thorough look over your website for YuTü.Co.in and I indeed have some questions and suggestions.

First off, I'm curious, how do you plan to generate income to "monetize" YouTube channels? Do they come in the form of crypto donations?

I know videos are already monetizeable -- I have a channel but I turned the feature off because a lot of my content is just snippets from podcasts and I don't like making people have to watch ads.

Second off, what form will your "system native" coin take? Are you generating a coin from the ground up, or do you plan to use a token of some sort?

As a writer, I could definitely be of assistance in helping you reword and expand upon your original concept. Frankly, some of your lexicon goes right over my head, so I can imagine that it probably looks like a foreign language to those whose first language is not English. To do this, I would just need a bit more clarity on where the money is coming from to "monetize" YouTube channels, and also how this can be accomplished legally because it seems like you'd have to go around the back of Google, who might not appreciate it very much.

Maybe there's some part of the bigger picture I don't see yet, but anyway, just know that I am definitely interested in helping you out.

The native coin, YuTüCoin (YTC), not to be confused with the brand-cum-URL YuTü.Co.in, is not the token that will be monetizing YouTube channels. Apart from being sold during the forthcoming ICO to garner startup funding, its primary purpose will be to facilitate transactions in and off our exchange - YTC-Sox. Its secondary purpose will be for conducting commerce on our site, e.g. purchasing PAQs or YouTubers' merc.

Regarding monetizing YouTube channels, the process is quite simple. Pretend you're starting/registering a new corporation where you state how many shares the corp will have. At first, you own all the shares, but later sell off some shares for some amount to investors seeing value in your corp with hopes of the shares increasing in value, thus earning an ROI (assume the shares are readily tradeable on some exchange for this example).

Expanding on the above, now picture that you're able to buy shares of a YouTuber's brand, namely of their channel (some YouTubers have more than one channel, each being able to crypto-commoditize). Instead of all the shares being created at once, they're created in blocks exactly every two minutes viewable on a permissioned blockchain. The total amount of shares created will be 200,000,000 (200M) equating to 1,562,500 blocks (128 shares per block) over the course of  ~5.945586 years.

The value of the shares will be determined by what they're trading for on the YTC-Sox exchange, none of which will be able to trade lower than the set amount of U$0.01 (1 U$ penny/¢ent). Shares of stocks pegged to lowly YouTube channels will trade for mere pennies while shares of stocks pegged to renown channels will/would/should/could trade for dollars per shares, allowing the free and unmanipulated market in determining their dynamic exchange rates.

I do have a way for a YouTuber to earn more shares per block with no out-of-expense to them. Expanding on the latter, YouTubers will NEVER pay one satoshi in fees et al. for their participation on our platforms.

The YouTuber has a choice of either liquidating the shares for fiat on an ongoing basis or holding onto to them with hopes of increasing in value as he improves his channel/brand in satisfying his fan base and investors, alike, also holding shares of the brand's stock.

Each YouTube channel will have its own ticker symbol (TicSym) on YTC-Sox with no two alike.

Of the 128 shares created every two minutes, 100 shares will go to those having their virtual miners (dubbed PAQs) virtually hashing the token. 100 PAQs maximum are capable of mining/hashing shares of any stock. Think: scarcity. It's the sale of PAQs where YuTü.Co.in will earn a majority of the money for its coffer. Crunching the numbers, it's a mighty huge figure according to the devised schedule. PAQs will not sell for over U$500.

As far as Google/YouTube is concern, given our business model, your concern is moot. The closest entity we could relate to is Patreon, and even that's a stretch.

Here's are some select terms you should familiarize yourself with (more found HERE):

PAQ: A virtual miner/hasher.
Lynspinz (plural & singular): A YouTuber embracing our platform.
yAltcoin: A YouTuber's channel's stock, abbreviated as yALT (add an 's' to either if plural).
yaltz (plural & singular): Share(s).
YTC-Sox: Our exchange: YuTü.Co.in-So[/b]cial Exchange.
TicSym: Ticker Symbol.
TYC: YuTüCoin, the token.
YuTü.Co.in: The brand and URL (yutü.co.in).
YuTübopolis: Governance and physical HQ of the proposed multi-use campus.

Feel free to ask any questions if still unsure as to what's what.

Bruno


<the following not part of the reply>

That outta the way, who's gonna be the first of ONLY five users to take advantage of the Super Bonus outlined in the OP?

Goodnight, all. Off to dream about aliens - AGAIN! (seriously, I'm not a weirdo, but do dream about aliens a lot, and, no, I haven't dreamt about being probed)

Three aliens walk into a bar ...

Bartender: May I help you?
The tall Grey alien: What time does Bruno normally come in?
Bartender: He's out back tending the goats.
The short Grey alien: I told you we should've gotten here earlier.
The third Grey alien: Next time I'll drive fly.

[Flying Hellfish]

I think I have the concept Bruno but can you explain it to me using an example please.

Let's say I have a youtube channel and it is called Flying Hellfish, lets assume it is crazy popular today!

What would the ticker symbol be and all the alt coin or shares or whatever names be?

By becoming a lynspinz (is it fair to call them as another name a "certified" member?) do I automatically start to generate shares?  Or do I have to wait until some "miner" adds PAQ's to my "mining pool" (is it fair to call it a mining pool of sorts?).

If I am a miner with more than 100 PAQ's can I take all 100 spots for a Lynspinz or is there a limit?  

If I understand correctly being able to join a Lynspinz "pool" will be determined by PAQ low ID or "vintage"   ?  What happens if I have PAQ vintage#40 on Lynspinz JJJ's pool and I want to switch it to Lynspinz BBB's "pool" that is currently full with 100 PAQ's all above my vintage#.  Can I bump another higher # out of the "pool"?  If I can bump what happens to the bumped PAQ, does it go idle until redirected or some type of auto switch/bump to the next most lucrative lynspinz that the PAQ can get into?

If I am a Lynspinz and a PAQ miner can I take all 100 of my own slots if I have low enough vintage PAQ's?  Would I even want to do that?

When the shares are created are they sent directly to the miners and Lynspinz ytc sox accounts?

Lots more questions for you bud, but lets start with those so I can get my head around this a little more!  

Edit: forgot to add, if you or another super helpful user could make an info graphic some of us bat shit crazy dummies might find it quite useful. It may also add value to folks that don't have English as their first language understand it a bit as well?

I agree with your PM as a native English speaker I often have to think about your explanations, I can only imagine what someone with less than a strong grasp of English would be experiencing!

[YuTü.Co.in]

I think I have the concept Bruno but can you explain it to me using an example please.

Let's say I have a youtube channel and it is called Flying Hellfish, lets assume it is crazy popular today!

What would the ticker symbol be and all the alt coin or shares or whatever names be?

By becoming a lynspinz (is it fair to call them as another name a "certified" member?) do I automatically start to generate shares?  Or do I have to wait until some "miner" adds PAQ's to my "mining pool" (is it fair to call it a mining pool of sorts?).

If I am a miner with more than 100 PAQ's can I take all 100 spots for a Lynspinz or is there a limit?  

If I understand correctly being able to join a Lynspinz "pool" will be determined by PAQ low ID or "vintage"   ?  What happens if I have PAQ vintage#40 on Lynspinz JJJ's pool and I want to switch it to Lynspinz BBB's "pool" that is currently full with 100 PAQ's all above my vintage#.  Can I bump another higher # out of the "pool"?  If I can bump what happens to the bumped PAQ, does it go idle until redirected or some type of auto switch/bump to the next most lucrative lynspinz that the PAQ can get into?

If I am a Lynspinz and a PAQ miner can I take all 100 of my own slots if I have low enough vintage PAQ's?  Would I even want to do that?

When the shares are created are they sent directly to the miners and Lynspinz ytc sox accounts?

Lots more questions for you bud, but lets start with those so I can get my head around this a little more!  

Edit: forgot to add, if you or another super helpful user could make an info graphic some of us bat shit crazy dummies might find it quite useful. It may also add value to folks that don't have English as their first language understand it a bit as well?

I agree with your PM as a native English speaker I often have to think about your explanations, I can only imagine what someone with less than a strong grasp of English would be experiencing!

Excellent questions, bud (now I'm starting to sound like Marshall Long  ), none of which I'll have a prob addressing. The first thing I'm gonna do after breakfast is address all the above, so for those watching and waiting on the sidelines, please set your clocks.

Bruno

[Flying Hellfish]

Excellent questions, bud

I only look stupid!! !! !!      

Lets get this fucking party started mate!

[YuTü.Co.in]

Excellent questions, bud

I only look stupid!! !! !!      

Lets get this fucking party started mate!

I like how you think. 

I'm a tad behind in addressing your post as promised after breakfast but had to address some PMs and phone calls first.

Ready to tackle it in a sec if not interrupted.

Meanwhile, one user has taken advantage of the Super Bonus outlined in the OP after I brought it to his attention that by augmenting his initial purchase, he could take advantage of it. I did inform him that I'm not a hard-sell guy, apologizing for the plug, but he took the bait nonetheless (humor). Seriously, I'm not flagrant in the way I conduct business or life with the exception, of course, as has been witnessed on myriad occasions, sticking it up nefarious actors' asses.

ONLY 4 Super Bonus offers remain.

Bruno

[YuTü.Co.in]

I think I have the concept Bruno but can you explain it to me using an example please.

Let's say I have a youtube channel and it is called Flying Hellfish, lets assume it is crazy popular today!

Firstly, a YouTube channel doesn't have to be "crazy popular" to take advantage of YuTü.Co.in's platform(s), albeit the more popular a channel is (having reach), the more likely shares of its stock will trade higher on the exchange - YTC-Sox.

What would the ticker symbol be and all the alt coin or shares or whatever names be?

yAltcoin (as spelled) is our terminology for stock. Your exampled channel will still be referred to as Flying Hellfish. The Ticker Symbol (TicSym) is determined by the YouTuber but we're more than happy to lean a hand in that regard in determining the best fit so to compliment their brand like GOOGL is for Google opposed to SEARCH on NASDAQ. For Flying Hellfish, the TicSym could be HF or HELLFISH or F_HLLFSH (or F_HLLFSH) as stylized, gleaning the colors from your avatar.

The maximum allowable characters for a TicSym is 8 and can be any combination of letters, numbers and/or emojis, among other glyphs and graphemes, not to mention the used of an image for problematic typography or representing a brand's logo, e.g. for the YouTube channel Big Think.

By becoming a lynspinz (is it fair to call them as another name a "certified" member?) do I automatically start to generate shares?  Or do I have to wait until some "miner" adds PAQ's to my "mining pool" (is it fair to call it a mining pool of sorts?).

Lynspinz (plural & singular) is considered a proper noun by design, hence always capitalized. It's safe to say that a YouTuber embracing our platform(s) is a certified member dubbed a Lynspinz.

It's safe to refer to the 100 PAQs mining/hashing a yAltcoin's yaltz (shares; the term is plural & singular) as a "mining pool" until a better term is derived.

Once implemented, a Lynspinz will automatically have yaltz (shares) directed to their address on record in their complete control, with the same true for the owners of PAQs mining/hashing the YouTuber's yAltcoin.

If I am a miner with more than 100 PAQ's can I take all 100 spots for a Lynspinz or is there a limit?

The maximum is 33 PAQs maintained by any one individual to mine/hash any given YouTuber's yAltcoin. Same true for a YouTuber desiring to employ multiply PAQs in their control to mine/hash their own yAltcoin.

If I understand correctly being able to join a Lynspinz "pool" will be determined by PAQ low ID or "vintage"   ?  What happens if I have PAQ vintage#40 on Lynspinz JJJ's pool and I want to switch it to Lynspinz BBB's "pool" that is currently full with 100 PAQ's all above my vintage#.  Can I bump another higher # out of the "pool"?  If I can bump what happens to the bumped PAQ, does it go idle until redirected or some type of auto switch/bump to the next most lucrative lynspinz that the PAQ can get into?

Once placed, a PAQ, regardless its ID #, can not be bumped from mining/hashing its directed-to yAltcoin. Owners of PAQs with lower ID numbers will be capable of ONLY jumping queue in front of other PAQs with higher ID numbers when desiring to mine/hash a new yAltcoin or jockeying for position in mining/hashing an existing yAltcoin having a full compliment of PAQs in place, especially if either shows signs of their yaltz enjoying active trading or capable of mooning, for lack of a better term.

If I am a Lynspinz and a PAQ miner can I take all 100 of my own slots if I have low enough vintage PAQ's?  Would I even want to do that?

Addressed above and a YouTuber would really not want to do such. That said, an astute YouTuber may be able to game the system of sorts, thereby earning all the yaltz which they would then need to methodically liquidate. Playing fair would be the prudent choice. Actually, I've already devised a system where it'll be pretty difficult for a YouTuber to amass all its yaltz, thus moot.

When the shares are created are they sent directly to the miners and Lynspinz ytc sox accounts?

Dude, you spelled YTC-Sox incorrectly.   Are you Leroy Fodor?  

The shares/yaltz will be sent directly to addresses in their control with them deciding to place them on the exchange. Or they could be sent directly to the exchange if so desired.

Some YouTube channels are manned by more than one person, thus if two personalities, the number of yaltz/shares could be split, sent to two addresses.

Lots more questions for you bud, but lets start with those so I can get my head around this a little more!

Will they be trick questions?

Edit: forgot to add, if you or another super helpful user could make an info graphic some of us bat shit crazy dummies might find it quite useful. It may also add value to folks that don't have English as their first language understand it a bit as well?

What the hell is an info graphic? Is that like hieroglyphics? If so, I'll can call Marshall Long to help out in that regard. Oh, wait, that won't work. He only visited the Mayan pyramids and not those in Egypt.  

I agree with your PM as a native English speaker I often have to think about your explanations, I can only imagine what someone with less than a strong grasp of English would be experiencing!

Correct me if I'm wong, but I thought purple prose was all the rage.  

Thanks, bud.

Bruno

[Flying Hellfish]

Ok so I'll just shit all over the place here in no particular order bro and hope that you will clean it up for me!!!!  

What the hell is an info graphic?

Pretty pictures with words for dumb dumbs like me!



I'm looking forward to your's I feel your skills behind the keyboard could lend to some funny and hopefully informative infographics!

FHF Would be my choice!

OK so I become a Lynspinz (btw kindly shove the grammar lessons up your ass!! no offence intended JK!).  I am now creating yaltz (shares) just by becoming a Lynspinz.  I guess there would be an announcement and a time frame in which anyone with PAQ's would have the option to list their desire to "mine/hash" at FHF's "pool" (it is a shitty term I hope you come up with a better one!)?  This is when the low id PAQ's are advantageous?  What are the shares of FHF's Lynspinz channel called, just yaltz?  How would one differentiate a yalt generated by my uber popular channel vs some lower rated schmoo's channel?

Once the 100 PAQ's are assigned they start to mine/hash and receive yaltz (shares).  The Lynspinz or miner can then sell those yaltz on the YTC-Sox to any potential "investor"?

Once placed, a PAQ, regardless its ID #, can not be bumped from mining/hashing its directed-to yAltcoin. Owners of PAQs with lower ID numbers will be capable of ONLY jumping queue in front of other PAQs with higher ID numbers when desiring to mine/hash a new yAltcoin or jockeying for position in mining/hashing an existing yAltcoin having a full compliment of PAQs in place, especially if either shows signs of their yaltz enjoying active trading or capable of mooning, for lack of a better term.

I don't fully understand.  A new Lynspinz is signed up and a list is generated for those who want to mine at their pool, lowest Id's given preference?  If a yAltcoin has a full compiment of PAQ's in place how can a miner "jockey" for position if he can't bump another miner/PAQ?

I like the idea to limit the number of PAQ's from a single "miner/hasher" so the love can be as spread out as possible!

How is the PAQ ownership handled, I assume on one of the platforms there will be a PAQ gui?  How would I sell these "virtual assets"?

Dude, you spelled YTC-Sox incorrectly.   Are you Leroy Fodor?  

 

Maybe I'm Sonny K      

I'll be back with more later dude!

Sorry if the questions are silly or redundant I am just trying to help get the conversation started mate!

[YuTü.Co.in]

Ok so I'll just shit all over the place here in no particular order bro and hope that you will clean it up for me!!!!  

What the hell is an info graphic?

Pretty pictures with words for dumb dumbs like me!



So that's an infographic.   Would using this platform - https://piktochart.com/formats/infographics/ - or the likes thereof suffice?

I'm looking forward to your's I feel your skills behind the keyboard could lend to some funny and hopefully informative infographics!

FHF Would be my choice!

Fuck me! That's excellent and it should've been one of my main choices. Perhaps more ideally - FHF - since the red hue is more prominent than the orange hue depicted in your avatar.

OK so I become a Lynspinz (btw kindly shove the grammar lessons up your ass!! no offence intended JK!).  I am now creating yaltz (shares) just by becoming a Lynspinz.  I guess there would be an announcement and a time frame in which anyone with PAQ's would have the option to list their desire to "mine/hash" at FHF's "pool" (it is a shitty term I hope you come up with a better one!)?  This is when the low id PAQ's are advantageous?  What are the shares of FHF's Lynspinz channel called, just yaltz?  How would one differentiate a yalt generated by my uber popular channel vs some lower rated schmoo's channel?

Speakin' 'bout grammar, capital letters, and stickin' it up one's ass ...  

In re Regarding an "announcement", revisit Pre-IYO. It is during the Pre-IYO timeframe ("time frame" is also acceptable according to searching via Google Books) when PAQers jockey for position in getting in initial queue with hopes of mining/hashing yaltz of a promising yAltcoin. Not to be confused with getting in queue awaiting a vacancy, addressed again below the fold.

Quick aside: It's I, among others, who've stuck it up scammers' asses for not having a command of the English language, such being a red flag in said determination?    YuTü.Co.in's site content may be (or is it "is"?) littered with purple prose, but at least it's grammatically correct.  

In all seriousness, the site WILL BE revamped, ridding the verbosity once Beta. The intent of the current iteration was/is to introduce YuTü.Co.in's concept and model as fully as possible, said clearly stated on the home page of YuTü.Co.in.

Shares of Lynspinz' FHF (juxtaposing your usage) et al. are [all] merely dubbed yaltz.

Differentiation of different yAltcoins (not yaltz) will be distinguishable by their unique Ticker Symbol (TicSym), most of which stylized in personifying YouTubers' channel brands, e.g. FЯED, PDP and POPPY, all accompanying their respective [linked-to] channels (Fred; PewDiePie; Poppy). Revisit THIS PAGE to see 42 contrived TicSyms in further driving the concept home.

Once the 100 PAQ's are assigned they start to mine/hash and receive yaltz (shares).  The Lynspinz or miner can then sell those yaltz on the YTC-Sox to any potential "investor" or fan in support of his beloved YouTuber?

A YouTuber embracing our platform (Lynspinz) and PAQer (one who mines/hashes) both can sell yaltz on YTC-Sox, but a Lynspinz will be able to sell his yaltz (ONLY the ones affiliated with their yAltcoin) directly to supporters/investors/fans readily on YuTü.Co.in without using the exchange, again, sans incurring any fees for the service. Pricing per yaltz will be the then exchange rate, thereby allowing the YouTuber to obtain funding (read: fiat) ASAP. Each Lynspinz will have their own dedicated page on our platform for use of linking to all their web presences, conducting commerce for their merc line, directly selling their yaltz, among other things in advancing their brands, we doing everything possible in helping them expand their reach, market share and mindshare.

Lynspinz can procure additional PAQs (33 count in total) per YouTube channel they maintain without any out-of-pocket expense on their part. Feel free to ask me how that's possible as one of your follow-up questions.

Once placed, a PAQ, regardless its ID #, can not be bumped from mining/hashing its directed-to yAltcoin. Owners of PAQs with lower ID numbers will be capable of ONLY jumping queue in front of other PAQs with higher ID numbers when desiring to mine/hash a new yAltcoin or jockeying for position in mining/hashing an existing yAltcoin having a full compliment of PAQs in place, especially if either shows signs of their yaltz enjoying active trading or capable of mooning, for lack of a better term.

I don't fully understand.  A new Lynspinz is signed up and a list is generated for those who want to mine at their pool, lowest Id's given preference?  If a yAltcoin has a full compiment of PAQ's in place how can a miner "jockey" for position if he can't bump another miner/PAQ?

Again, there's no bumping. But I do understand the need for this question because I forgot to clarify something in the quoted reply above. PAQs will be in queue to mine/hash yaltz of existing yAltcoins awaiting for a spot to be vacated. A spot becomes open when a PAQ owner ceases mining/hashing a yAltcoin yaltz for whatever reason, but most likely because a PAQ was moved to mine/hash some other yAltcoin's yaltz.

I like the idea to limit the number of PAQ's from a single "miner/hasher" so the love can be as spread out as possible!

If I understand the gist of the above correctly, by limiting the maximum number of PAQs (100) capable of mining/hashing yAltcoin yaltz, it's the scarcity which makes the lower ID numbered PAQs more valuable and, moreover, more supporters/fans will want them, regardless of ID numbers, so that they, too, can mine/hash yaltz of the limited yAltcoins (10,000 count).

How is the PAQ ownership handled, I assume on one of the platforms there will be a PAQ gui?  How would I sell these "virtual assets"?

Trying out my newfound infographic skills, an ostrich evaluates a pack of gnus in seeing which one has the lowest ID number ...

Upon determining which one fits the criteria, the ostrich purchases it, then hires a cattle egret to stand watch over-cum-atop its precious ...

 

Unless KYC comes in play, PAQs are attached to email and yaltz addresses, thus whoever controls both owns the PAQ, ergo no gnu gui.

PAQs can be sold privately or publicly on any site, along with YuTü.Co.in having a dedicated page listing PAQs for sale and offers to purchase same, we simply acting as the trusted escrow agent sans any fees in supplying the service. As mentioned above the fold, Lynspinz will be advertising their yaltz for sale on their dedicated page on our platform as well, including a link to the aforementioned dedicated page.

Dude, you spelled YTC-Sox incorrectly.   Are you Leroy Fodor?  

 

Maybe I'm Sonny K      

Maybe you're Bruce Peterson or Josh Zerlan.

I'll be back with more later dude!

Note to self: Start a thread in Meta in requesting Shadow Banning.

Sorry if the questions are silly or redundant I am just trying to help get the conversation started mate!

Not silly or redundant, #1 shill.  

Bruno