I would like to know if it is possible to put software on a normal USB to make it function like one of the ASIC bitcoin miners. If this is possible, how would I do it? (I am also a bit of a noob when it comes to bitcoin so yeah)
In a word, No. First off, you don't define what a normal USB is. I'm assuming you mean a memory stick. If so, that is all it is, storage, no processing power.