A Prayer to The Manipulator

[Jixtreme]

O, most holy Manipulator:

In the shadow of your magnificent 17,000 BTC sell-walls,
We mere mortals stare in inadequate awe
at the power of your market prowess.
Graciously allow the price of Bitcoins
to rise and fall to the levels prescribed by nature
so that we can live with peace in our hearts
that our rallies won't be squashed
and that Bitcoin will prosper
as the piece of economic artwork it was designed to be.

In your holy name, we humbly pray,

Amen.

[NamelessOne]

Amazing! Amen!   

[someotherguy]

O, most holy Manipulator:

In the shadow of your magnificent 17,000 BTC sell-walls,
We mere mortals stare in inadequate awe
at the power of your market prowess.
Graciously allow the price of Bitcoins
to rise and fall to the levels prescribed by nature
so that we can live with peace in our hearts
that our rallies won't be squashed
and that Bitcoin will prosper
as the piece of economic artwork it was designed to be.

In your holy name, we humbly pray,

Amen.

 

[Minsc]

It looks like we would rally right up today.  But every time the price raises slightly, someone suddenly out of nowhere dumps coins to force it down.

[YoYa]

Dear lords of [Insert name here]

Please kill the manipulator meme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbTRh1o_RU

[mjcmurfy]

Dear lords of [Insert name here]

Please kill the manipulator meme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbTRh1o_RU

I love your avatar!

[Minsc]

Dear The Manipulator,

Would you please make the price stagnate less?

I would like it if it swung a huge amount each hour instead of taking a week as it does currently.  Much appreciated if you do this.

[payb.tc]

okay sorry guys didn't mean to cause so much trouble.

[Minsc]

okay sorry guys didn't mean to cause so much trouble.

Are you the manipulator?  Can you make it move more?  I want $1 swing each hour.

Right now it is dead stuck, no trading at all.

[RyNinDaCleM]

okay sorry guys didn't mean to cause so much trouble.

Are you the manipulator?  Can you make it move more?  I want $1 swing each hour.

Right now it is dead stuck, no trading at all.

Hell, I want down to $1, then up to $20 every hour! Or, at least every day!

[Shinobi]

Ok. With such poignance, I cannot continue. Tomorrow I will let Bitcoin drop to the lower half of $4

O, most holy Manipulator:

In the shadow of your magnificent 17,000 BTC sell-walls,
We mere mortals stare in inadequate awe
at the power of your market prowess.
Graciously allow the price of Bitcoins
to rise and fall to the levels prescribed by nature
so that we can live with peace in our hearts
that our rallies won't be squashed
and that Bitcoin will prosper
as the piece of economic artwork it was designed to be.

In your holy name, we humbly pray,

Amen.

[Minsc]

Ok. With such poignance, I cannot continue. Tomorrow I will let Bitcoin drop to the lower half of $4

Mind moving it somewhere now please?  The stagnation is killing me.  Either up to $6 or down to $5, please.

[Shinobi]

Why do you love gambling so much? I feel bad having created this mess.

Ok. With such poignance, I cannot continue. Tomorrow I will let Bitcoin drop to the lower half of $4

Mind moving it somewhere now please?  The stagnation is killing me.  Either up to $6 or down to $5, please.

[Minsc]

Why do you love gambling so much? I feel bad having created this mess.

If it swings back and forth enough, it's easier to make money because I can just wait for the low point, then wait for the high point.  It's when it is stuck at a bad area for a week that I lose money because I pull out not knowing if it will get stuck at a worse place for another week.

[payb.tc]

okay sorry guys didn't mean to cause so much trouble.

Are you the manipulator?

if by manipulate you mean 'stare at with a confused look on his face', then yes, yes i am.