Wouldn't it be nice if a hack like this could have been a zero-day tip instead
Shows our reversed society.
A message to thieves: go make glue gun porn with wasabi infused polyethylene instead of glue. While on an iron board, with four hot irons on your otherwise not hot body.then smoke a pack of cigarettes.all at once.without opening the box.yeah smoke the box with all the cigs in it.but smoke it backwards so that the fire is in your mouth. Do all this with the ironing board you're fixed to top of a semi truck driving through field of cacti conveniently shaped to always smack your ass, which has a wasabi hot glue gun thing cemented in on full throttle. Then attend a steak dinner with Hitler, Osama and Satan who have all been doing exactly what you have, glue gun and all. Then get in a disagreement and start a fight. Keeping in mind that you're all bolted to ironing boards.but you still find a way.
that was fun to write
We should all quote this on threads where a theft took place