Creationists disbelieve in not just evolution, but now the periodic table.

[Minsc]

Creationists insist that teachers teach fire, air, water, earth, and spirit as elements.

Though this is biased because the Chinese use a different system.

[Rassah]

Sorry, if you were hoping to troll, our resident Christian has been grounded for a year 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Therefore, Bitcoin is:

B  Boron ( 5 )
I  Iodine ( 53 )
TC  Technetium ( 43 )
O  Oxygen ( 8 )
IN  Indium ( 49 )

When you add the numbers of the atomic weights, you get 158.

Financial Accounting Standards Board summary of statement No. 158 requires an employer to recognize the overfunded or underfunded status of a defined benefit postretirement plan.

[Fakeman]

False idols!

[cryptobard]

Therefore, Bitcoin is:

B  Boron ( 5 )
I  Iodine ( 53 )
TC  Technetium ( 43 )
O  Oxygen ( 8 )
IN  Indium ( 49 )

When you add the numbers of the atomic weights, you get 158.

Financial Accounting Standards Board summary of statement No. 158 requires an employer to recognize the overfunded or underfunded status of a defined benefit postretirement plan.

/thread tbh

[MrWizard]

Must be the overabundance of bad humors in their blood...  get the leeches!

[cablepair]

Creationist is too vague a term to incite any real reaction.

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, all believe in some form of creator.

[NghtRppr]

Creationist is too vague a term to incite any real reaction.

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, all believe in some form of creator.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/creationist

[RodeoX]

Whoever made this infographic does not understand the periodic table.  Yes it is changing as our knowledge of elements changes. The debate is where to put different elements and how they relate to each other.
Kinda like a debate over where the letter Q should go in the alphabet, not whether letters really exist.

[vanDeGraph]

Whoever made this infographic does not understand the periodic table.  Yes it is changing as our knowledge of elements changes. The debate is where to put different elements and how they relate to each other.
Kinda like a debate over where the letter Q should go in the alphabet, not whether letters really exist.

Thank you, Jokes McSplainerton, I think that was kind of the point. It's a parody of creation science arguments.

[afro25]

Creationist is too vague a term to incite any real reaction.

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, all believe in some form of creator.

I believe that Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin 

[Rassah]

Creationist is too vague a term to incite any real reaction.

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, all believe in some form of creator.

I believe that Satoshi Nakamoto created Bitcoin 

But, like Mohammed, we shall never know his face (Unless South Park makes an episode about Bitcoin)

[Minsc]

Creationist is too vague a term to incite any real reaction.

Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, all believe in some form of creator.

Yahweh does not believe he has a creator, therefore he is an atheist.

[Minsc]

But, like Mohammed, we shall never know his face (Unless South Park makes an episode about Bitcoin)

L Ron Hubbard said Mohammed invented Islam merely to bring new trade to his city.

[edd]

But, like Mohammed, we shall never know his face (Unless South Park makes an episode about Bitcoin)

L Ron Hubbard said Mohammed invented Islam merely to bring new trade to his city.

And L. Ron Hubbard is infallible.

[LoupGaroux]

See? You haters left the Flying Spaghetti Monster believers outside of your little love fest. I don't believe they accept the periodic table as you know it (PTAYKI) either. They start with Sauceium and end at Durumanton, with a lot of weird Italian pasta words in the middle.

And theirs is served in a large concave dish, family style.

[edd]

See? You haters left the Flying Spaghetti Monster believers outside of your little love fest. I don't believe they accept the periodic table as you know it (PTAYKI) either. They start with Sauceium and end at Durumanton, with a lot of weird Italian pasta words in the middle.

And theirs is served in a large concave dish, family style.

Pastafarians are used to being overlooked or dismissed as a "satire" religion. That's how we managed to stay underground for thousands of years, after all.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Look what I found: http://www.etsy.com/listing/83022625/chemistry-personal-ized-name-signs-4?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=chemistry+name&ga_search_submit=&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_category=geekery&ga_facet=

[JeffK]

See? You haters left the Flying Spaghetti Monster believers outside of your little love fest. I don't believe they accept the periodic table as you know it (PTAYKI) either. They start with Sauceium and end at Durumanton, with a lot of weird Italian pasta words in the middle.

And theirs is served in a large concave dish, family style.

Pastafarians are used to being overlooked or dismissed as a "satire" religion. That's how we managed to stay underground for thousands of years, after all.

I thought satire was the highest pillar of the pastafarian faith, if not the only one?

[edd]

See? You haters left the Flying Spaghetti Monster believers outside of your little love fest. I don't believe they accept the periodic table as you know it (PTAYKI) either. They start with Sauceium and end at Durumanton, with a lot of weird Italian pasta words in the middle.

And theirs is served in a large concave dish, family style.

Pastafarians are used to being overlooked or dismissed as a "satire" religion. That's how we managed to stay underground for thousands of years, after all.

I thought satire was the highest pillar of the pastafarian faith, if not the only one?

Yes, and we take it very seriously.