I'm sharing OP's secret absolutely free. Here's what he told me.
JONATHAN LIKES BECKY!
There, now you know. And it didn't cost you anything. But remember, it's a secret. So don't tell Becky!
For the record, I never spoke to you, the thread was done as a joke and any who PM'ed me was told so...I know your just kidding around but don't want people thinking I am scamming anyone lol.
For the sake of transparency, I'm confirming this. I did make my post with the assumption people would figure this out on their own, but I forgot that it is the Internet, after all, =/.