This is all I have to say.
Luckily.
I think we all know the word mining is derivated from
the infamous economical philosopher grandmaster Mi Ning who lived in the 4th century BC on a mountain top in the Himalaya, where he got struck by lightning on a hot and humid Augustus afternoon, after which he wrote his masterpiece "Clyptocullencies: past, plesent and futule".
Some people say Satoshi is Mi Ning's after after after after after after... (you get the picture) grandson. Others claim Satoshi was simply Mi Ning's reincarnation.
History can be so interesting.