Heed my warning

[Top-Secret]

Do you want to know the truth behind why bitcoin prices have fallen? It's because of the Government. I can't talk much right now, but know this: I work high up in one of the larger agencies you may have heard of. The Government is out to destroy bitcoins. I'll expand when I have more time.

[Jr00t]

<sarcasm> well because you have so many posts and are a reputable source on this forum, I am going to sell all my coins right this second... thank you for the warning </sarcasm>

[deslok]

This is the most amusing thing i've seen in the newbie section for a while

[Top-Secret]

<sarcasm> well because you have so many posts and are a reputable source on this forum, I am going to sell all my coins right this second... thank you for the warning </sarcasm>

I'm not here to try and get you to sell your coins. Keep them. I have NO interest in bitcoins. I'm just here to tell you about the truth in what's going on behind the scenes, and I thought you would like to be informed.

[deslok]

<sarcasm> well because you have so many posts and are a reputable source on this forum, I am going to sell all my coins right this second... thank you for the warning </sarcasm>

I'm not here to try and get you to sell your coins. Keep them. I have NO interest in bitcoins. I'm just here to tell you about the truth in what's going on behind the scenes, and I thought you would like to be informed.

Then, inform us and be done with it instead of making vague statements!

[Eveofwar]

<sarcasm> well because you have so many posts and are a reputable source on this forum, I am going to sell all my coins right this second... thank you for the warning </sarcasm>

I'm not here to try and get you to sell your coins. Keep them. I have NO interest in bitcoins. I'm just here to tell you about the truth in what's going on behind the scenes, and I thought you would like to be informed.

Inform us all, ol' wise one.

[Anonymous]

Look, if you're serious, this is the wrong way to go about it. You've ruined your credibility just by making this inflammatory post.

If you want to make a genuine statement, just post the docs and/or primary evidence and that's it.

[koin]

oh noes, teh authoritayyz are coming!

[JeanCarlo]

troll?

[greyhawk]

Good Trolling is an art form. You really should brush up on your techniques. This doesn't cut it.


Coincidentally, I offer lessons on trolling for BTC. Contact me for rates and schedules.

[talon146]

LOL

[memvola]

Which government? Oh, THE government.

In other news, a secret agency of USA starts working on destroying Bitcoin. Russian state starts mining initiatives to counter. China joins in. A new cold war begins...

[Top-Secret]

Good to see members of the website Something Awful present as well. Hopefully everyone can get the message spread. I will have more coming as soon as I can safely get them from my contact. I apologize beforehand of their poor quality. What I get is copies of copies.

https://i.imgur.com/8Q9tZ.jpg

[Anonymous]

Can we get some meta data on this image? In addition, somebody inspect that Homeland Security stamp for legitimacy.

[Turbor]

  operation delta mine... wtf

[deslok]

well beyond being obvious that it was edited in paint ... the amount of information not blacked out is enough to say ... anything however i'm sure since he blacked it out himself Top-Secret could provide us with an unfubared version if he actually wanted to tell us anything

[Sekioh]

So we have the government AND freemasons against us? Awesome 

[evolve]

super lame. try harder OP.

be convincing (or at least funny) when you troll...this doesnt cut it.  

[Jay_Pal]

Weeeee!!!!
Finally a good reason to use a tinfoil hat  without looking a dork!!
(WARNING: tinfoil hats are not recommended nearby static sensitive devices!)
(PS: don't tell anyone, the government might be reading this)
(PS2: People from the government: don't read this)
(PS3: not this, but the rest I've written)

[322i0n]

actaully i think this is about the level of intelligence the US government operates at.