The point of this sick, absurdly-named thread is to gather observations about Willy the bot, aka "Uncle Willy" when he's bull, "Aunt Milly" when he's bear, etc. etc., who resides currently at Mt. Gox.
Extra points (sportsman's bet here people - I'm not handing out BTC for correct guesses) go to those who can accurately predict when Willy is going to get switched on and off.
Also, can anyone shed some light on the identity / identities of Willy's puppet master. Who is pulling the strings on this poor droid, forcing him to engage in perverse market activity?
Or is he just poorly-programmed?
If you think there is no "Willy" and this is all a load of nonsense, please feel free to say so.