Chinese humorous

[erick]

 if you like it， :)i will give you .if you see my short humorous，you did not laugh. you dont pay .the price is 0.5 bitcoins one，
this is a example：笑话：苹果牌笔记本
　　有家公司举办新年晚会，一员工经过重重考验，进入到了抽奖环节。台下同事都在起哄：“苹果！苹果！苹果！”
　　结果他真的抽到一张字条：苹果牌笔记本！
　　正在他激动万分之时，司仪缓缓地递给他一个礼品包，里面有一个苹果、一副牌、一个笔记.
translation：Joke: apple laptops
Have companies, a New Year party employees held by heavy test, into a lottery link. Bizet colleagues are in the noise: "apple! Apple! Apple!"
Result he really to draw a note: apple laptop
When he is thrilled, MC slowly handed him a gift bag, inside have an apple, a deck of cards, a notes.
do you like it。。
my  Bitcoin Payment Address is:
1QJ7oYvH7aMrtGPUjb7dhLx6QcQh6X3Sgb
                                                                                     thankyou

[TiagoTiago]

i think something got lost in the translation...

[FatherMcGruder]

Perhaps you should get people to pay first before you tell the joke.

[erick]

Perhaps you should get people to pay first before you tell the joke.

but i want to offer some examples to attract some people eyes。so。。。。。

[TiagoTiago]

Thanx for being honest (if i had any BTC right now i might have given you a little bit for the honesty); unfortunatly if your target are English speaking customers you need to improve your translation skills a lot.

[erick]

ok  thangyou，i will