Could use a few laughs will give away some satoshis

[DrHerbSmoker]

my ma has been in the hospital the last couple weeks. need a good laugh . anyone that can make me laugh in person like a good chuckle. will recieve a tip.

thanks guys happy tokins

[Hazir]

I am really sorry for you. I feel your pain been there myself.
I can't seem to think of anything to cheer you up, but maybe

I will think of something...

[DrHerbSmoker]

small tip coming your way. not exactly what i was looking for but keep trying plz loll

[Phinnaeus Gage]

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

[Mike Christ]

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

This made me chuckle

[DrHerbSmoker]

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."

The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''

The brother thought about it and apologized.

"So how's Mom?" asked the man.

"She's on the roof and won't come down."

this was not what i was looking for

[maccd123]

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[DrHerbSmoker]

Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png

i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks

[Automatic]

Found This in yahoo answers

i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks

Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 

Why are you reusing addresses?

[DrHerbSmoker]

Found This in yahoo answers
https://i.imgur.com/anCTVm1.png

i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks

Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 

Why are you reusing addresses?

What does this mean?

[Automatic]

Found This in yahoo answers

i like these alot. yahoo answers is full of trolls.

send me your bitcoin address n will send a tip tanks

Thanks for acknowledging spent 15mins to search and 2mins to edit[yahoo ads under question]

BTC: 13AxqUHW2AD6G33Szm5Vsvmfn5CpiED7ip 

Why are you reusing addresses?

What does this mean?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=139381.0
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=334399.0
https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=reusing+bitcoin+addresses

tl;dr less anonymity, people know your funds, people can start mapping down information about you (like what nodes you connect to, and, in turn get closer to your IP and the like), etc...

Oh, and, apparently, some pools will delay transactions sent from reused addresses.

[CC23]

Bad Science Joke Department reporting in!

What song do geologists dance to? Gneiss gneiss baby!

The mathematical functions hold a party. Everyone's having fun - the polynoms, the trigonometric functions, ... but the exponential function is crying in a corner. x² walks up to it and asks: "Hey, what's wrong? Why don't you try to integrate with the others?" - "I already did, it didn't work!"

What's the difference between engineers and structural engineers? Engineers make weapons, structural engineers make targets.
(This one is a blast, huh? Blast, get it?)

What does a major in philosophy enable you to do? You gain the competence to ask people why they want fries with that.

ok, ok, I'm leaving, sorry.

Good luck to your mother, may everything turn out well..

[rohnearner]

Why are you reusing addresses?

that may be because i don't have enough funds in btc wallet that i'll think about its security as of now.. but yeah you got a point..! but how do you know i use this address  lot :pand same thing applies  same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.

And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed Thanks BTW

[Automatic]

Why are you reusing addresses?

that may be because i don't have enough funds in btc wallet that i'll think about its security as of now.. but yeah you got a point..! but how do you know i use this address  lot :pand same thing applies  same thing goes for members who flaunts there btc addresses in there signatures thats vulnerable too.

And i think we must not take this thread off topic, and just try to keep it fun one... if you have any suggestion PMs are welcomed Thanks BTW

How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.

[rohnearner]

How do I know? I checked. Simple as, your transactions are public, it's a P2P network, simple as. I have downloaded all of your transactions, ever. As for people who post addresses in their signatures, most (At-least, me), change it after every donation within a few hours.

haha that is what I asked you so you looked @ my address :p i thought you were stalking me every now and then ..! so you do that for every address you see or mine was special , because i don't think so.

[DanielVG]

A 17 year old is trying to setup an account @ pornhub.com but when he typed in "MYPENIS" as password the site showed:
"Error, not long enough"


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[DanielVG]

[DanielVG]

[DanielVG]

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[DanielVG]

1KYREYDYgEdbuE4BLMRY556Kx8zPbry6j8