My Bitcoin Girlfriend

[Kiki112]

your girlfriend is pretty famous

http://www.puatraining.com/blog/how-to-attract-asian-women-a-simple-guide-to-meeting-and-dating-asian-women

lol! Well played sir.

more like this is your girlfriend you lying sack of shit

And I'd say that's taking it too far.

LOL. This just says everything. Go and find a hot picture of a girl, and then claim its your gf.

then get discovered and ridiculed by the bitcointalk community

btw did I spell ridiculed right?
google is being all weird about spell checking that

I meant ridiculed as a form of ridiculous

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[keithers]

It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya

[bitgeek]

When someone tries to show off with a random picture found in the web and gets exposed in just a few minutes - OWNAGE

[Jacko]

It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya

True, very true.

[keithers]

funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

[Kiki112]

funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

1. I don't believe you
2.*he says
3.why dafauq would anyone do this afterall?

[AirFlame]

http://www.pinterest.com/mikeox1369/j-nguyen/

Jennifer Nguyen

[Slark]

funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

That strory was hilarious whether is fake or not ;-)

[koplea]

wow beautiful girl....  

lucky man  

[cosmofly]

It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya

lot of Australians here believe it or not.

[cosmofly]

wow beautiful girl....  

lucky man  

thank you, one day you will be lucky too if you believe in Bitcoin !

[keithers]

funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

1. I don't believe you
2.*he says
3.why dafauq would anyone do this afterall?

Don't really care if you don't believe me...why would I make such a stupid story up...lol..  I could probably dig up some pictures of the girl actually, but that would take too much time

[Jacko]

I think that was hilarious. Also I quite think that it is 100 percent true.

Have you not all had / done stupid but very funny things with alcohol involved. I know I have.

[Jacko]

http://www.pinterest.com/mikeox1369/j-nguyen/

Jennifer Nguyen

Either it's your Pinterest page or it was very well spotted mate. Even the same photo is on there.

[WillBeIn2018]

Jaja Nice girl·friend-

[dx5]

I missed out on Bitcoins. Hopefully I can one day get a Nemcoin girlfriend.

Hey, girl's can be a pain in the ass because they have all the power, so just out of curiousity I would love to see how things might change if I'm more successful. Not that I would marry a gold digger or anything.

[Slark]

Maybe, just maybe one day I hope for Real Life girlfriend...

[cosmofly]

I missed out on Bitcoins. Hopefully I can one day get a Nemcoin girlfriend.

Hey, girl's can be a pain in the ass because they have all the power, so just out of curiousity I would love to see how things might change if I'm more successful. Not that I would marry a gold digger or anything.

Good to know

[smoothie]

I'm being offered her by OP lol!

[curehash]

I'm being offered her by OP lol!

which one?