So now we are using girlfriends as currency, are we? Maybe I'm nitpicking, but up till now, they've proven to be not fungible in the least, fairly difficult to transfer, and a distinctly bad store of value. I think I still prefer Bitcoin, despite any inherent value you claim your girlfriend might have.
Yes she has more inherent value than bitcoin, I am displaying her in off topic see for urself. She is a model and I'm willing to give her off in a contract with smoothie for real.