(Inspired by the tree of dicks)
I will pray to ALL the gods, just for you to be safe.
That's right. You have to pray to ALL the elder gods, just in case!
The gods don't work for free! They demand an upkeep! So you better cough out that dough, that's right, god hates poor people, just look at why it's a lot harder for them to cure cancer! (God cured Jimmy Carter!)
Here are my prices..
Cost: Free
God's upkeep: $6.66 in Bitcoin
Bitcoin address:
12vARzQRPwUf19sCGUNUYasBK1kYu3F3xw
Let's go fill that Bitcoin wallet boysGod bless you my child