Bitcoin get rich quick scheme

[gollum]

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

[apulunas]

beat the chubby, hire a man to count your donated btcs.

[wormbog]

1. Open bitcoin investment service promising huge returns after 3 months.

2. Flee the country after 2.5 months.

[franky1]

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

          / pretend to have
2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

[KJO]

Karma will win in the end.

He will have the universe serve up his penalty on a golden platter.

[deliciousham]

your forgot to add; spending illegal gains on starbucks

[dddbtc]

Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

[bitcoinminer]

7. Frappacinos for life

^^^ you sir win the internet.

[HorseCoin]

Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story?  u suck as a madman

[dddbtc]

Hypothetically (of course):

1. Start up SilkRoad clone

2. Conduct 500million in business

3. empty the escrow wallet and all user wallets into a tumbler

4. replace index.php with FBI logo.png

5. 2 days later change index.php to Oh Wow, I'm so sorry! We got hacked. We really believe in the cause we stand for bla bla.

6. Enjoy being the illest thug ever who robbed hundreds of drug dealers anonymously

7. Frappacinos for life

where's the FBI news story?  u suck as a madman

At that point, most of the drug dealers would have thrown their computer in the river and barricaded themselves in their home

[daviducsb]

Why don't the major exchanges open an industry group that self regulates and is open to outside audits? Problem solved.

[Lanzer]

dont you have the single player mode?

[hilariousandco]

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

I think you can add Silk Road and all the drug marketplaces to this list.

[BitCoinDream]

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins. (You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers"). Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

Add www.CoinLearn.org to this list. They have suspended their free Bitcoin faucet operation claiming SQL injection.

https://twitter.com/CoinEarn/status/435823320005505024

They have started operation and paying again...

[studio1one]

Sorry, you can't get rich anymore. Bitcoin is offline

[bananas]

that's the oldest btc scam

[glendall]

Pretty similar to what happened with weexchange.

[mccoyspace]

and TradeFortress/inputs.io/coinlenders

hopefully he lost a bunch of his stolen coins at gox.....

[LiteCoinGuy]

1. Open a new bitcoin site, let your clients enjoy your services and gain trust over time

2. Pretend to have some security flaws in your system so a "hacker" can slowly steal coins.
You and your buddies hack your own site & steal coins to blame "hackers".
Announce that the company is insolvent due to "haking" and blame it some invisible hackers.

3. Enjoy your new jetset lifestyle

Addendum:
If you happen to end up in jail, you could always write a book, and make a movie about your scams, make some more money and become famous.
But just don't forget to hide some cash before you get in jail...

The list is long of sites applying these scheme, including MtGox and Bitcoinica.

haha, but lets see how enjoyable his life will be...

[Lauda]

This is actually very good.