It's easy. Go to Russia, start selling BTC on the street, shortly you will have food, accommodation, clothing and entertainment up to 15 years
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Touche indeed, touche.
Plus, since Bitcoins aren't easily seized (if you control your own keys and whatnot), when you get out, you may have a huge fortune awaiting.
Someone should do this and be firmly true to going long (and I mean long) on BTC. I do not volunteer for this by the way.